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Sociopath Responds To 'How's It Going' By Actually Explaining How It's Going

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Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-entrenched-government-bureaucracy-to-be-dismantled-by-indian-guy-and-autistic-african-american-obsessed-with-rockets/?utm_source=fediverse

What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider

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Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/department-of-government-efficiency-identifies-535-government-workers-who-havent-done-any-work-for-years/?utm_source=fediverse

The Government Doesn’t Want You To Know This But You Can Just Form A Fellowship With Your Bros And Go Hiking For Days

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Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'

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APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/appalling-new-trump-appointee-has-zero-experience-being-a-useless-government-bureaucrat/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried If Government Becomes More Efficient They'll Be Forced To Light Giant Piles Of Money On Fire On Their Own

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-that-if-government-becomes-more-efficient-theyll-be-forced-to-light-giant-piles-of-money-on-fire-on-their-own/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-coronation-of-aragorn-orcs-announce-sex-strike/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows

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10 Government Positions D.O.G.E. Will Be Eliminating First

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-government-positions-doge-will-be-eliminating-first/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-trump-picks-dave-mustaine-for-secretary-of-housing-and-urban-development/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Instantly Shave 7 Books Off Your Bible In A Year Plan By Converting From Catholic To Protestant

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-instantly-shave-7-books-off-your-bible-in-a-year-plan-by-converting-from-catholic-to-protestant/?utm_source=fediverse

Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%

https://babylonbee.com/news/efficiency-new-dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-pledges-to-cut-k-9-workforce-by-90/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-abolishing-department-of-education-could-result-in-kids-being-too-smart-to-vote-for-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN

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Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet Picks ‘Unqualified’

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-cabinet-picks-are-unqualified-says-party-of-pete-buttigieg-rachel-levine-kjp-sam-brinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Enraged At Border Czar Vowing To Secure The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-enraged-at-border-czar-vowing-to-secure-the-border/?utm_source=fediverse