Trump Worried Everyone Will Quit Before He Can Tell Them 'You're Fired'
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Conservative Husbands Sacrificially Volunteer To Have Twice The Sex To Make Up For Lib Sex Strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-husbands-sacrificially-volunteer-to-have-twice-the-sex-to-make-up-for-lib-sex-strike/?utm_source=fediverse
RFK, Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-jumped-in-dark-alley-by-count-chocula-chester-cheetah-kool-aid-man/?utm_source=fediverse
Sociopath Responds To 'How's It Going' By Actually Explaining How It's Going
https://babylonbee.com/news/sociopath-responds-to-casual-hows-it-going-by-actually-explaining-how-its-going/?utm_source=fediverse
Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-entrenched-government-bureaucracy-to-be-dismantled-by-indian-guy-and-autistic-african-american-obsessed-with-rockets/?utm_source=fediverse
What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider
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Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/department-of-government-efficiency-identifies-535-government-workers-who-havent-done-any-work-for-years/?utm_source=fediverse
The Government Doesn’t Want You To Know This But You Can Just Form A Fellowship With Your Bros And Go Hiking For Days
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-government-doesnt-want-you-to-know-this-but-you-can-just-form-a-fellowship-with-your-bros-and-go-hiking-for-days/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'
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APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
https://babylonbee.com/news/appalling-new-trump-appointee-has-zero-experience-being-a-useless-government-bureaucrat/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Worried If Government Becomes More Efficient They'll Be Forced To Light Giant Piles Of Money On Fire On Their Own
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-that-if-government-becomes-more-efficient-theyll-be-forced-to-light-giant-piles-of-money-on-fire-on-their-own/?utm_source=fediverse
Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman/?utm_source=fediverse
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-coronation-of-aragorn-orcs-announce-sex-strike/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nomination-of-matt-gaetz-raises-eyebrows/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Government Positions D.O.G.E. Will Be Eliminating First
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-government-positions-doge-will-be-eliminating-first/?utm_source=fediverse
Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development
https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-trump-picks-dave-mustaine-for-secretary-of-housing-and-urban-development/?utm_source=fediverse
Life Hack: Instantly Shave 7 Books Off Your Bible In A Year Plan By Converting From Catholic To Protestant
https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-instantly-shave-7-books-off-your-bible-in-a-year-plan-by-converting-from-catholic-to-protestant/?utm_source=fediverse
Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%
https://babylonbee.com/news/efficiency-new-dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-pledges-to-cut-k-9-workforce-by-90/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-abolishing-department-of-education-could-result-in-kids-being-too-smart-to-vote-for-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse
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