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Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite

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Study: 100% Of Your 'Super Smash Bros.' Losses Are Because You Had The Bad Controller

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-100-of-your-super-smash-bros-losses-are-because-you-had-the-bad-controller/?utm_source=fediverse

Making America Healthy Again: RFK Jr. Announces Reduction Of 5 Second Rule To 3 Second Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/making-america-healthy-again-rfk-jr-announces-reduction-of-5-second-rule-to-3-second-rule/?utm_source=fediverse

Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-ends-dei-program-will-now-treat-all-employees-like-garbage-regardless-of-race-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-is-problematic-says-room-full-of-satanic-pedophiles/?utm_source=fediverse

Our New Movie Is Now Available On DVD!

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Supreme Court Rules 8-1 In Favor Of Taking Turns Bonking Justice Sotomayor On The Head With Their Gavels

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-8-1-in-favor-of-taking-turns-bonking-justice-sotomayor-on-the-head-with-their-gavels/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicious? Biden Pardons Hunter For Anything He Might Do Tonight Between 2:30 and 4:17 AM Outside The Capitol Heights Applebee's

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-suspiciously-pardons-himself-for-what-hes-going-to-do-next-friday-night-from-7-10-pm-or-1030-depending-on-the-traffic/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Celebrities Flee To Canada Only For Trump To Annex It

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-celebrities-flee-to-canada-only-for-trump-to-annex-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Every Single Human Behavior Now Classified As Autism Or ADHD

https://babylonbee.com/news/every-single-human-behavior-now-classified-as-autism-or-adhd/?utm_source=fediverse

75% Of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole

https://babylonbee.com/news/75-of-elves-laid-off-after-elon-musk-visits-north-pole/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-doge-to-force-government-offices-to-use-single-ply-toilet-paper/?utm_source=fediverse

'Cryptocurrency Is Stupid,' Says Nerd Without Mega Yacht

https://babylonbee.com/news/cryptocurrency-is-stupid-says-nerd-without-mega-yacht/?utm_source=fediverse

'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio, Mate!' As Most Popular UK Greeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/allahu-akbar-replaces-cheerio-mate-as-most-popular-uk-greeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Daniel Penny Jury Deliberations Delayed Due To Three Jurors Being Severely Beaten On Subway Ride To Courthouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/daniel-penny-jury-deliberations-delayed-due-to-three-jurors-being-severely-beaten-on-subway-ride-to-courthouse/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things You Can Do That All Wives Find Incredibly Sexy

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Cherished Pet Lives On As WiFi Password

https://babylonbee.com/news/cherished-pet-lives-on-as-wifi-password/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Spends $1000 Of Her $500 Christmas Bonus

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-spends-1000-of-her-500-christmas-bonus/?utm_source=fediverse

New York City Prosecutes Spider-Man For Saving People On A Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-city-prosecutes-spider-man-for-saving-people-on-a-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

To Increase Excitement, MLB To Allow Each Team To Call In One Tactical Air Strike Per Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-increase-excitement-mlb-to-allow-each-team-to-call-in-one-tactical-air-strike-on-outfield-per-game/?utm_source=fediverse