The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Scientists Posit Theoretical Existence Of 'Hootie And The Blowfish' Fan Somewhere In The Universe

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Juan Soto Retires From Professional Baseball To Play For The New York Mets

https://babylonbee.com/news/juan-soto-retires-from-professional-baseball-in-order-to-play-for-the-new-york-mets/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Signs Of Poverty In A Capitalist Country

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Life Hack: You Can Avoid Wokeness In Video Games By Just Playing Ninja Golf On The Atari 7800

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-you-can-avoid-wokeness-in-video-games-by-just-playing-ninja-golf-on-the-atari-7800/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cancels Aid To Syria After Finding Out Some Needy Americans Live There

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cancels-aid-to-syria-after-finding-out-some-needy-americans-live-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York

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Nation's Violent Psychos Protest Daniel Penny Acquittal By Refusing To Ride NYC Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/violent-psychos-protest-daniel-penny--acquittal-by-refusing-to-ride-nyc-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

Inflatable Snowman Begins To Wonder What The Point Of Existence Even Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/inflatable-snowman-begins-to-wonder-what-the-point-of-existence-even-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol

https://babylonbee.com/news/morpheus-offers-40-year-old-man-ibuprofen-or-pepto-bismol/?utm_source=fediverse

Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE

https://babylonbee.com/news/jumping-the-shark-hallmark-releases-christmas-movie-set-in-space/?utm_source=fediverse

Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-tells-jury-to-go-back-and-deliberate-again-until-they-come-back-with-the-correct-verdict/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-pops-into-bathroom-for-quick-78-minute-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her

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Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-daniel-penny-acquittal-could-lead-to-rampant-acts-of-heroism/?utm_source=fediverse

13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-more-people-biden-is-considering-pardoning/?utm_source=fediverse

Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/cunning-adam-casually-suggests-eve-try-shorter-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite

https://babylonbee.com/news/paddington-bear-arrested-for-telling-muslim-immigrants-to-be-more-polite/?utm_source=fediverse

Study: 100% Of Your 'Super Smash Bros.' Losses Are Because You Had The Bad Controller

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-100-of-your-super-smash-bros-losses-are-because-you-had-the-bad-controller/?utm_source=fediverse

Making America Healthy Again: RFK Jr. Announces Reduction Of 5 Second Rule To 3 Second Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/making-america-healthy-again-rfk-jr-announces-reduction-of-5-second-rule-to-3-second-rule/?utm_source=fediverse

Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-ends-dei-program-will-now-treat-all-employees-like-garbage-regardless-of-race-gender/?utm_source=fediverse