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LifeAlert Buttons To Be Installed At Every Congressional Seat

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Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-problem-solved-after-they-try-flying-over-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron

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'That's Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I'd Never Thought Of Before,' Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps

https://babylonbee.com/news/thats-really-interesting-thanks-for-the-great-idea-id-never-thought-of-before-says-new-mom-to-person-telling-her-to-sleep-when-the-baby-sleeps/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Glaring Historical Errors in 'The Chosen'

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-worst-theological-errors-in-the-chosen/?utm_source=fediverse

On This Day In History: St. Nicholas Punches Arius For Claiming 'Die Hard' Is Not A Christmas Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-this-day-in-history-st-nicholas-punches-arius-for-claiming-die-hard-is-not-a-christmas-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

American Obesity Rate Falls Thanks To Resumed Bullying Of Fat Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/obesity-on-the-decline-as-bullying-fat-kids-ok-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-hospitalized-with-dangerously-low-blood-alcohol-level/?utm_source=fediverse

Dennis Quaid Retires From Acting To Appear In Christian Films

https://babylonbee.com/news/dennis-quaid-retires-from-acting-to-appear-in-christian-films/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke

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Joe Biden Pardons Wife Jill For Impersonating A Doctor

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-pardons-wife-jill-for-impersonating-a-doctor/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Presents Employee Who Caught Shooter With Coupon Good For 1 Free Large Drink With Purchase Of A Food Item

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-presents-employee-who-caught-shooter-with-coupon-good-for-1-free-large-drink-with-purchase-of-a-food-item/?utm_source=fediverse

Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn't Post On X For Over 17 Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/wellness-check-called-in-on-elon-musk-after-he-doesnt-post-on-x-for-over-17-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

Wise Men Get Off Course After Accidentally Following Unidentified Drone Over New Jersey

https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-men-get-off-course-after-accidentally-following-unidentified-drone-over-new-jersey/?utm_source=fediverse

By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes

https://babylonbee.com/news/by-2035-all-california-vehicles-to-be-replaced-by-little-tikes-cozy-coupes/?utm_source=fediverse

Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-user-orangeman47-snatches-up-all-border-wall-materials-in-online-auction/?utm_source=fediverse

Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/killjoy-wife-tells-husband-he-cant-dress-as-tom-bombadil-for-church-every-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Movies You Didn't Know Were Actually Christmas Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-movies-you-didnt-know-were-actually-christmas-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Ray Epps Announces Resignation From FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/ray-epps-announces-resignation-from-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/assassin-luigi-mangione-takes-lead-in-2028-democratic-primary-polls/?utm_source=fediverse