The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Biden Online Store Clearance Sale Now Offering Presidential Medals Of Freedom For $9.99

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'Please, Someone Kill Me Now,' Begs Dried-Out Christmas Tree From Corner Of Living Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/please-someone-please-kill-me-now-begs-dried-out-christmas-tree-from-corner-of-living-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Nye's Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-nyes-medal-recalled-after-old-hate-speech-comes-to-light/?utm_source=fediverse

Meghan Markle Horrified To Learn Netflix Cameras Have Been Following Her This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-horrified-to-learn-netflix-cameras-have-been-following-her-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-american-women-have-until-january-20th-to-find-a-man-to-get-them-pregnant-or-one-will-be-selected-for-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau To Be Humanely Euthanized

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-to-be-humanely-euthanized/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation/?utm_source=fediverse

Allstate CEO Explains If Americans Were Nicer, Islamists Wouldn't Have To Murder Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/allstate-ceo-explains-if-americans-would-be-nicer-islamists-wouldnt-have-to-murder-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Skeletor

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-awards-presidential-medal-of-freedom-to-skeletor/?utm_source=fediverse

Batman Trades In Batmobile For Cybertruck

https://babylonbee.com/news/batman-trades-in-batmobile-for-cybertruck/?utm_source=fediverse

US Army To Add 'Do You Intend To Carry Out a Massive Terrorist Attack' To Application Form

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-army-to-add-do-you-intend-to-carry-out-a-massive-terrorist-attack-to-application-form/?utm_source=fediverse

British Man Arrested For Making Meme Offensive To Child Rapists

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-arrested-for-making-meme-offensive-to-child-rapists/?utm_source=fediverse

Lost VeggieTales Episode Discovered Where David Brings King Saul 200 Severed Pickle Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/lost-veggietales-episode-discovered-where-david-brings-king-saul-200-severed-pickle-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Using Stud Finder Sentenced to 6 Years in Prison For Failing To Point It At Himself And Go 'BEEEEEEEEEP'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-using-stud-finder-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-for-failing-to-point-it-at-himself-and-go-beeeeeeeeep/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentagon To Rename Fort Bragg As Fort Death To America

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-to-rename-fort-bragg-as-fort-death-to-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Presbyterian Church To Begin Tasing Anyone Who Raises Hands During Worship

https://babylonbee.com/news/presbyterian-church-to-begin-tasing-anyone-who-raises-hands-during-worship/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-turns-itself-in-for-jan-6-pipe-bomb-to-collect-500000-reward-from-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-sign-sushi-bar-run-by-white-dude/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Baffled Terrorist Attack Occurred As They Imprisoned All Jan 6 Attendees

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-baffled-terrorist-attack-occurred-as-they-imprisoned-all-jan-6-attendees/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Bible Characters Reveal Their New Year's Resolutions

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-bible-characters-reveal-their-new-years-resolutions/?utm_source=fediverse