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BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional 800 years in Purgatory after it came to light…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of an ongoing effort to lead America into a safer and more prosperous future, President Donald Trump announced on Friday the creation…

With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that it would step up and…

FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope that the European Union will stop the spread of…

CAMBRIDGE — In a noteworthy new discovery, a group of biblical scholars revealed a new consensus opinion that the Apostle Paul likely suffered shipwreck so many…

U.S. — Comedian and political commentator Greg Gutfeld had officially changed his name to GUTFELD! to match the title of his late night show GUTFELD!

LONG ISLAND, NY — Local husband Gary Anderson has proven what a terrible husband he is by not even knowing that when his wife asks him to do something "whenever…

ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that needed to be fixed.

VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new white ashes for black people.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the much-debated federal agency, Democrats…

FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial that made sure everyone who heard…

U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there, just kinda doing his thing.

The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump's speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about how bravely the Democrats pushed…

LONDON — In a touching moment, a local imam in the heart of London started off the Jumu'ah prayer service with a land acknowledgment of the indigenous Britons who…

SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor that Trump honored…

BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny…

SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how much time he was forced to spend as a young man…