Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-honors-fallen-soldiers-by-purchasing-refrigerator-at-incredible-discount/?utm_source=fediverse
French President Macron Claims He Fell Down The Stairs Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/french-president-macron-claims-he-fell-down-the-stairs-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Oh No: Phil Robertson Greeted In Heaven By 12 Million Angry Ducks
https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-phil-robertson-greeted-in-heaven-by-12-million-angry-ducks/?utm_source=fediverse
Veterans Brace For Onslaught Of 'Happy Memorial Day' Greetings
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-celebrates-those-who-have-died-to-protect-our-right-to-confuse-memorial-day-and-veterans-day/?utm_source=fediverse
Nicolas Cage Launches New Streaming Service Nicolas Cage+ That Has Nothing But Nicolas Cage Movies
https://babylonbee.com/news/nicolas-cage-launches-new-streaming-service-nicolas-cage-that-has-nothing-but-nicolas-cage-movies/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Couple Searching For Church Where No One Will Use The Phrase ‘Love On You’
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-searching-for-church-where-no-one-will-use-the-phrase-love-on-you/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Biggest Plot Holes In Star Wars
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-biggest-plot-holes-in-star-wars/?utm_source=fediverse
Midwesterner Arrested For Squeezing Past Someone Without Saying 'Ope!'
https://babylonbee.com/news/midwesterner-arrested-for-squeezing-past-someone-without-saying-ope/?utm_source=fediverse
ChatGPT Announced As Harvard Valedictorian
https://babylonbee.com/news/chatgpt-announced-as-harvard-valedictorian/?utm_source=fediverse
Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-you-are-the-only-person-on-earth-who-can-safely-text-and-drive/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen's Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-to-see-bruce-springsteens-birth-certificate-to-prove-he-was-born-in-the-usa/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump's 50% Tariff on European Union Decried as 'Islamophobic'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-50-tariff-on-european-union-decried-as-islamophobic/?utm_source=fediverse
Why Does Ed Sheeran Look Like That? We Present Our Best Theories
https://babylonbee.com/news/why-does-ed-sheeran-look-like-that-we-present-our-best-theories/?utm_source=fediverse
Opinion: A.I. Could Put Artists, Actors, and Writers Out of Jobs, But It Could Do Bad Things As Well
https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-could-put-artists-actors-and-writers-out-of-jobs-but-it-could-do-bad-things-as-well/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Clarifies That 'Free Palestine' Means Palestinians Should Be Free To Kill The Jews
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-clarifies-that-free-palestine-means-palestinians-should-be-free-to-kill-the-jews/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Considers Himself A Hacker After Guessing His Own Gmail Password On 3rd Try
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-considers-himself-a-hacker-after-guessing-his-own-gmail-password-on-3rd-try/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Insists Next Chinese Pandemic Must Be Made In America
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-insists-next-chinese-pandemic-must-be-made-in-america/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife Confident Just One More Stanley Cup Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In Her Heart
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-confident-just-one-more-stanley-cup-will-fill-god-shaped-hole-in-her-heart/?utm_source=fediverse
Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To 'Whites-Only' Section Of Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-nationalist-asks-st-peter-to-direct-him-to-whites-only-section-of-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Somewhere In Alternate Universe President Ron Paul Overseeing America's Next Golden Age
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-somewhere-in-alternate-universe-president-ron-paul-overseeing-americas-next-golden-age/?utm_source=fediverse
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