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Colorado Rules Jews Must Bake Cake For Terrorist Who Lit Them On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-rules-jews-must-bake-cake-for-terrorist-who-lit-them-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Cory Booker Announces Plan To Occupy The Rhineland

https://babylonbee.com/news/cory-booker-announces-plan-to-occupy-the-rheinland/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs Executive Order To Skip Pride Month, Today Now Officially July 1

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-to-skip-pride-month-and-today-is-now-officially-july-1/?utm_source=fediverse

Scandal: Historians Determine All Of George Washington’s Orders Were Signed By Auto-Feather

https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-historians-determine-all-of-george-washingtons-orders-were-signed-by-auto-feather/?utm_source=fediverse

Colorado Rockies Demoted To Church Softball League

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-rockies-demoted-to-church-softball-league/?utm_source=fediverse

Furious Al Gore Seen Blowing Hair Dryer At Ice Caps To Stop Them From Regrowing

https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-al-gore-seen-blowing-hairdryer-at-ice-caps-to-stop-them-from-regrowing/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Treats Depression By Prescribing Pack O' Cigs And A Coors Banquet Tallboy

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-treats-depression-by-prescribing-pack-o-cigs-and-a-coors-banquet-tallboy/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Rules Trump Must Use The Bad Controller

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-rules-trump-must-use-the-bad-controller/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Extends Glowing Finger To Trump Before Stepping Into Rocket And Blasting Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-extends-glowing-finger-to-trump-before-stepping-into-rocket-and-blasting-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Experts Warn 'Hamilton' May Be Gateway To More Flamboyant Musicals

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-experts-warn-hamilton-may-be-gateway-to-more-flamboyant-musicals/?utm_source=fediverse

Fun New Ark Of The Covenant Playset Actually Kills You If You Touch It

https://babylonbee.com/news/fun-new-ark-of-the-covenant-playset-actually-kills-you-if-you-touch-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Aides Shocked To Find Biden's Autopen Still Signing Bills In Storage Closet

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-aides-shocked-to-find-bidens-autopen-still-signing-bills-in-storage-closet/?utm_source=fediverse

Tom Cruise Kicking Himself After Learning He Could Have Been Using CGI This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-cruise-kicking-himself-after-learning-he-could-have-been-using-cgi-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestine Distances Itself From Imagine Dragons

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-distances-itself-from-imagine-dragons/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Changes Coming To HBO Max's Harry Potter

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-changes-coming-to-hbo-maxs-harry-potter/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Announces Epstein Killed Himself, Confirming Once And For All That Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-announces-epstein-killed-himself-confirming-once-and-for-all-that-epstein-didnt-kill-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Overturns Law Of Gravity

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-overturns-law-of-gravity/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Planters Meet To Brainstorm Dumbest Possible Name For Their New Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-planters-meet-to-brainstorm-dumbest-possible-name-for-their-new-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Leaves Job Of Making Government More Efficient For Much Easier Job Of Sending Humans To Mars

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-leaves-job-of-making-government-more-efficient-for-much-easier-job-of-sending-humans-to-mars/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Democrats Plan To Win Back Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-democrats-plan-to-win-back-men/?utm_source=fediverse