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9 Exciting New Inclusive Barbies

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Jesus's Defense Lawyer Facepalms As Client Says 'Yes, I Am The Messiah, And You Will See The Son Of Man Sitting At The Right Hand Of The Mighty One And Coming On The Clouds Of Heaven.'

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New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark

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Disaster: Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler But Now Has No One To Compare People He Disagrees With To

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Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With 0% Intro APR

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Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A "Joe Biden"

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Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It

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After TSA Policy Change, Production Finally Resumes At Crazy Mohammed's Shoe Bomb Factory

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Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly

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Ilhan Omar Announces Engagement To Grok

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Man's Faith In God Shaken After Prayer For Lightsaber Goes Unanswered

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TSA Announces Passengers No Longer Have To Remove Their Shoes Before Being Fondled

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7 Totally Plausible Explanations For What Happened To The Epstein List On Pam Bondi's Desk

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‘There Is No Epstein Client List,’ Say Epstein's Clients

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Pastor Gently Informs Worship Leader That The 'Thunderstruck' Riff Is Not An Appropriate Intro For 'Great Is Thy Faithfulness'

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Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To

https://babylonbee.com/news/bondi-explains-she-was-going-to-release-the-epstein-files-but-then-some-pedophiles-asked-her-not-to/?utm_source=fediverse

James Gunn Releases Film About The Importance Of Accepting Morally Upstanding, White Immigrants Who Speak Perfect English

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-gunn-releases-film-about-the-importance-of-accepting-morally-upstanding-white-immigrants-who-speak-perfect-english/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wants However Many Deportations Are Needed For Him To No Longer Have To Press 1 For English

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Serial Killer Out Of Job As Local Planned Parenthood Closes

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Furious Newsom Says He Won’t Stand Silently By While Trump Fixes California

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