Hosts Of 'The View' Go On Hiatus To Tear Unwary Sailors Apart With Their Talons
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Top 10 Fallback Jobs For Laid-Off IRS Workers
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Hulk Hogan Makes Surprise Entrance To Challenge Jacob To Wrestling Match
https://babylonbee.com/news/hulk-hogan-makes-surprise-entrance-to-challenge-jacob-to-wrestling-match/?utm_source=fediverse
Harvey Weinstein Kicking Himself For Not Just Saying He Had Social Anxiety
https://babylonbee.com/news/harvey-weinstein-kicking-himself-for-not-just-saying-he-had-social-anxiety/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-excited-to-see-what-autopen-comes-up-with-for-his-memoir/?utm_source=fediverse
Following Death Of Ozzy Osbourne, England Overrun With Millions Of Bats
https://babylonbee.com/news/following-death-of-ozzy-osbourne-england-overrun-with-millions-of-bats/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-an-ai-wife-is-better-than-a-real-one/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-has-acquired-giant-anime-sword-in-japanese-trade-deal/?utm_source=fediverse
Uber To Begin Offering Riders Choice Of Woman Driver Or Good Driver
https://babylonbee.com/news/uber-to-begin-offering-riders-choice-of-woman-driver-or-good-driver/?utm_source=fediverse
Disheveled Colbert Seen Holding Up Cardboard Sign 'Will Yell About Trump For Cash'
https://babylonbee.com/news/disheveled-colbert-seen-holding-up-cardboard-sign-will-yell-about-trump-for-cash/?utm_source=fediverse
Slaves Dutifully Sew 'Pay Us What You Owe Us' On Shirts For Professional Athletes
https://babylonbee.com/news/slaves-dutifully-sew-pay-us-what-you-owe-us-on-shirts-for-professional-athletes/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-balance-budget-by-introducing-swear-jar-for-dems/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government's Crimes
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-really-excited-for-government-to-release-all-the-government-documentation-of-all-the-governments-crimes/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Animals We Should Be More Suspicious Of
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-animals-we-should-be-more-suspicious-of/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad Day Ruined By Good Weather
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-day-ruined-by-good-weather/?utm_source=fediverse
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing
https://babylonbee.com/news/ozzy-clarifies-to-st-peter-he-was-just-joking-about-the-whole-satanism-thing/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-most-shocking-revelations-from-the-newly-released-mlk-files/?utm_source=fediverse
Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-awarded-nobel-prize-for-russian-collusion-hoax/?utm_source=fediverse
In Solidarity With Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Vows Not To Tell Any Funny Jokes Until 'Late Show' Is Reinstated
https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-promises-to-remain-unfunny-in-solidarity-with-stephen-colbert/?utm_source=fediverse
Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior
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