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Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-raises-alarm-as-trump-emerges-from-meeting-wearing-soviet-ushanka/?utm_source=fediverse

Highschool Freshman Disappointed There Isn't An Affable Loner Around On First Day Of School To Point Out Which Tables In The Lunch Room Various Social Groups Sit At

https://babylonbee.com/news/highschool-freshman-disappointed-there-isnt-an-affable-loner-around-on-first-day-of-school-to-point-out-which-tables-in-the-lunch-room-various-social-groups-sit-at/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Samson Slew 1,000 Philistines With A 6-Inch Italian B.M.T.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-samson-slew-1000-philistines-with-a-6-inch-italian-bmt/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-strikes-as-trump-accidentally-rips-putins-arm-off-with-macho-handshake/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Fussy After Missing His Afternoon Nap

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-fussy-after-missing-his-afternoon-nap/?utm_source=fediverse

Beyond Meat In Financial Trouble After Public Learns Real Meat Exists

https://babylonbee.com/news/beyond-meat-in-financial-trouble-after-public-learns-real-meat-exists/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Stranger Thinks Your Sports Team Shirt Is An Invitation To Talk To You About Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-stranger-thinks-your-sports-team-shirt-is-an-invitation-to-talk-to-you-about-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered The Smithsonian To Display

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-artifacts-trump-ordered-the-smithsonian-to-display/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-tells-subway-worker-hes-looking-for-something-with-stopping-power-thats-compact-and-easy-to-conceal/?utm_source=fediverse

JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/jb-pritzker-joins-police-force-in-hopes-of-getting-sandwich-thrown-at-him/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Telltale Signs Of Dangerous Authoritarianism

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-telltale-signs-of-dangerous-authoritarianism/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Court Requires Nuns To Start Worshiping Molech

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-court-requires-nuns-to-start-worshiping-molech/?utm_source=fediverse

Renaissance Artist Finishes Masterpiece That Will One Day Be Great Training Data For AI

https://babylonbee.com/news/renaissance-artist-finishes-masterpiece-that-will-one-day-be-great-training-data-for-ai/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-vows-to-double-californias-violent-crime-if-trump-doesnt-stop-cleaning-up-dc/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Heads to Alaska to Negotiate Historic Truce Between Humans, Bears

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-heads-to-alaska-to-negotiate-historic-truce-between-humans-bears/?utm_source=fediverse

Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-schiff-worried-legal-troubles-will-make-it-hard-for-him-to-afford-his-upcoming-head-reduction-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse

Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/investigation-mysterious-bettor-shoberto-ohnandez-wagered-15-million-on-angels-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Dallas Cowboys Ask If Fans Can Throw Those Green Things At Them Like People Do At WNBA Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/dallas-cowboys-ask-if-fans-can-throw-those-green-things-at-them-like-people-do-at-wnba-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-self-esteem-yet-to-recover-from-time-7-years-ago-online-quiz-put-him-in-hufflepuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-police-chief-asks-reporters-what-is-this-black-and-white-car-that-goes-wee-oo-wee-oo/?utm_source=fediverse