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Travis Kelce Says He'll Write His Own Wedding Vows as Soon as He Learns How to Spell 'Psyched'

https://babylonbee.com/news/travis-kelce-says-hell-write-his-own-vows-as-soon-as-he-learns-how-to-spell-psyched/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Vows To Nationalize As Many Private Companies As It Takes To Defeat Socialism

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-to-nationalize-as-many-private-companies-as-it-takes-to-defeat-socialism/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils Giant Cannon For Faster, More Entertaining Deportations

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-giant-cannon-for-faster-more-entertaining-deportations/?utm_source=fediverse

Human Trafficker Says It’s Inhumane To Be Trafficked To Another Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/human-trafficker-says-its-inhumane-to-be-trafficked-to-another-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Engagement Overturned As Referee Determines Travis Kelce's Knee Didn't Touch The Ground

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-engagement-overturned-as-referee-determines-travis-kelces-knee-didnt-touch-the-ground/?utm_source=fediverse

British Authorities Arrest St. George For Brandishing Bladed Weapon At Dragon

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-authorities-arrest-st-george-for-brandishing-bladed-weapon-at-dragon/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius Trump Enacts Plan To Dumb Down Chinese Population By Inviting Them To Attend American Universities

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-trump-enacts-plan-to-dumb-down-chinese-population-by-inviting-them-to-attend-american-universities/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Exercises Even Liberals Can Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-exercises-even-liberals-can-do/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Fulfills The Great Commission By Occasionally Wearing Novelty Christian T-Shirt In Public

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-fulfills-the-great-commission-by-occasionally-wearing-novelty-christian-t-shirt-in-public/?utm_source=fediverse

'Help! I Need A Spotter!' Cries Mamnadi Struggling Under 5-Pound Yoga Dumbbells

https://babylonbee.com/news/help-somebody-help-cries-mamdani-after-getting-pinned-under-5-pound-yoga-dumbbells/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Just One Away From Free Burrito On His Deportation Punch Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kilmar-abrego-garcia-just-one-away-from-free-burrito-on-his-deportation-punch-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Decrees Anyone Who Does Not Bow Down To The American Flag When The Music Plays Shall Be Tossed Into The Fiery Furnance

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-decrees-that-anyone-who-does-not-bow-down-to-the-american-flag-when-the-music-plays-shall-be-tossed-into-the-fiery-furnance/?utm_source=fediverse

Somber Democrats Mourn DC Going A Record Ten Days Without A Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/somber-democrats-mourn-dc-going-a-record-ten-days-without-a-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayorship Of New York To Be Awarded To First Candidate Who Can Bench Press The Bar

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayorship-of-new-york-to-be-awarded-to-first-candidate-who-can-bench-press-the-bar/?utm_source=fediverse

Friend Group Recruits Baptist So As To Always Have Designated Driver

https://babylonbee.com/news/friend-group-recruits-baptist-so-as-to-always-have-designated-driver/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Visa Review Of Anyone With One Of Those Squiggly Line N's In Their Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-visa-review-of-anyone-with-one-of-those-squiggly-line-ns-in-their-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Cracker Barrel Logo Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-claims-responsibility-for-cracker-barrel-logo-change/?utm_source=fediverse

‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-i-didnt-eat-any-of-that-walmart-shrimp-says-husband-glowing-neon-green/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Most Shocking Discoveries From The John Bolton FBI Raid

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-shocking-discoveries-from-the-john-bolton-fbi-raid/?utm_source=fediverse

California Fines Family For Building Sandcastle Without Coastal Commission Approval

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-fines-family-for-building-sandcastle-without-coastal-commission-approval/?utm_source=fediverse