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Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today

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‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-wont-conservatives-give-up-their-guns-ask-the-people-shooting-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Violence They Incited

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-violence-they-incited/?utm_source=fediverse

World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-deemed-unworthy-of-charlie-kirk/?utm_source=fediverse

Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/cities-put-daniel-penny-scarecrows-on-subways-to-deter-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Termites Excited As Cool Tent Placed Over House

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Colorado Authorities Warn Marijuana Consumption Could Lead To Attending Rockies Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-authorities-warn-marijuana-consumption-could-lead-to-attending-rockies-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth

https://babylonbee.com/news/annual-wikipedia-fundraiser-says-for-just-275-you-can-help-them-censor-truth/?utm_source=fediverse

Greta Thunberg Reports Flotilla Struck By Jewish Space Laser

https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-thunberg-reports-flotilla-struck-by-jewish-space-laser/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Radical Ideas To Make Our Cities Safer

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Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/tough-on-crime-democrats-propose-100-strikes-and-youre-out-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-calms-world-by-assuring-nothing-bad-has-ever-happened-after-dictator-invades-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Best Reasons To Leave Islam For Christianity

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Media Uncovers Hot Hunk Birthday Card Trump Sent To Justin Trudeau

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-uncovers-hot-hunk-birthday-card-trump-sent-to-justin-trudeau/?utm_source=fediverse

Safety-Conscious Passengers Now Donning Full Suits Of Crusader Armor To Ride Public Transit

https://babylonbee.com/news/safety-conscious-passengers-now-donning-full-suits-of-crusader-armor-to-ride-public-transit/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hit The Deck! We're Under Attack!' Cries Greta Thunberg As Frozen Burrito Explodes In The Microwave

https://babylonbee.com/news/hit-the-deck-were-under-attack-cries-greta-thunberg-as-frozen-burrito-explodes-in-the-microwave/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Warn Surveillance Videos Perpetuate Stereotypes By Accurately Depicting Events

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-warn-surveillance-videos-perpetuate-stereotypes-by-accurately-depicting-events/?utm_source=fediverse

Gay? This Man Just Remembered His Best Friend's Birthday

https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-this-man-just-remembered-his-best-friends-birthday/?utm_source=fediverse

ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-enforcement-action-at-chocolate-factory-nabs-475-illegal-oompa-loompas/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Plagues Job's Fantasy Football Team With Injuries

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-plagues-jobs-fantasy-football-team-with-injuries/?utm_source=fediverse