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Pete Hegseth Hires Hans, Franz To Get Generals Into Shape

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-hires-hans-franz-to-get-generals-into-shape/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-rejects-deal-to-end-genocide-after-learning-it-would-require-them-to-stop-killing-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Researchers Believe Autism Is Caused By Trains Being So Gosh Darned Cool

https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-believe-autism-caused-by-trains-being-so-gosh-darned-cool/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Gives Israel And Palestine Tablets To Play With So They'll Stop Fighting

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-gives-israel-and-palestine-tablets-to-play-with-so-theyll-stop-fighting/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Says She Stayed Up All Night Thinking About What You Said About Her Overthinking Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-says-she-stayed-up-all-night-thinking-about-what-you-said-about-her-overthinking-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Mormons Respond To Attack By Continuing To Be Amazingly Kind To Everyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormons-respond-to-attack-by-continuing-to-be-amazingly-kind-to-everyone/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart: This Man Joined The Mets So He Could Get Whole October Off Every Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-this-man-joined-the-mets-so-he-could-get-whole-october-off-every-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Innovative Worship Song Breaks New Ground By Having More Than 7 Different Words

https://babylonbee.com/news/innovative-worship-song-breaks-new-ground-by-having-more-than-7-different-words/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-woos-back-conservatives-with-super-bowl-performance-by-spanish-speaking-man-in-dress/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Outraged By Unprecedented Political Prosecutions Of People Not Named Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-by-unprecedented-political-prosecutions-of-people-not-named-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Don't Need Help Against Antifa,' Announces Portland Mayor Currently On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-need-help-against-antifa-announces-portland-mayor-currently-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Supporters Ask Gavin Newsom To Stop Doing Meth Before Posting On Social Media

https://babylonbee.com/news/supporters-ask-gavin-newsom-to-stop-doing-meth-before-posting-on-social-media/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-man-could-have-been-profoundly-moved-by-classic-piece-of-literature-if-it-had-only-contained-a-character-of-his-exact-race-sex-and-socio-economic-class/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Find Most Effective Treatment For Clinical Depression Is Giggling Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-find-most-effective-treatment-for-clinical-depression-is-giggling-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-not-really-clear-why-comey-being-indicted-but-pretty-sure-he-deserves-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Heads To Gun Range To Practice For Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-heads-to-gun-range-to-practice-for-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

King Saul's Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-sauls-troubled-spirit-soothed-by-sick-new-effects-pedal-david-got-for-his-harp/?utm_source=fediverse

New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-report-indicates-only-3-people-in-jan-6-crowd-were-not-fbi-agents/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Prosecuting Political Enemies May Set Dangerous Precedent

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-prosecuting-political-enemies-may-set-dangerous-precedent/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways To Treat Your Headache Without Dangerous Tylenol

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