Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War 3 Than Ever Before  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-we-are-now-further-away-from-world-war-3-than-ever-before/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-to-young-republicans-theyre-supposed-to-engrave-their-messages-on-bullets/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife Specifies To Husband Which Photo He's Allowed To Share With 'Dateline' In The Event She's Brutally Murdered  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-specifies-to-husband-which-photo-hes-allowed-to-share-with-dateline-in-the-event-shes-brutally-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse
Boomers Reveal Their Top 10 Tips For Getting Wealthy  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/boomers-reveal-their-top-10-tips-for-getting-wealthy/?utm_source=fediverse
Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-government-employees-hoping-to-go-back-to-work-soon-so-they-can-get-some-rest/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-trump-stop-fanning-the-flames-of-peace/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-greta-thunberg-asks-if-anyone-else-needs-a-flotilla/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-keep-government-shut-down-until-someone-notices/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-fun-ways-to-celebrate-columbus-day/?utm_source=fediverse
Asians Still Sticking With The Masks  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/asians-still-sticking-with-the-masks/?utm_source=fediverse
Baby Attains 3rd-Degree Blackbelt In Rolling Out Of Diaper Changes  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-attains-3rd-degree-blackbelt-in-rolling-out-of-diaper-changes/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-buys-new-tv-so-he-can-watch-nfl-refs-blow-calls-in-stunning-4k-resolution/?utm_source=fediverse
People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-have-been-calling-for-a-ceasefire-for-two-years-denounce-ceasefire/?utm_source=fediverse
Leftists Take To Streets To Protest End Of Genocide  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/leftists-take-to-streets-to-protest-end-of-genocide/?utm_source=fediverse
Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/fair-trump-sets-letitia-jamess-bail-at-355-million/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-other-people-more-deserving-of-nobel-peace-prize-than-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
It’s Not Over Yet: Trump Still Hoping For Nobel In Literature For Latest Truth Social Post  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/its-not-over-yet-trump-still-hoping-for-nobel-in-literature-for-latest-truth-social-post/?utm_source=fediverse
Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets, Cigarettes, Applying For Home Mortgage Loan  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-in-front-of-you-in-gas-station-line-buying-lotto-tickets-cigarettes-applying-for-home-mortgage-loan/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Retaliates For Peace Prize Snub With Picture Of The Nobel Committee In Sombreros  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-retaliates-for-peace-prize-snub-with-picture-of-the-nobel-committee-in-sombreros/?utm_source=fediverse
Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt 'Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' Card  
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/letitia-james-smooths-things-over-by-sending-trump-heartfelt-sorry-i-maliciously-prosecuted-you-card/?utm_source=fediverse
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