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At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations

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PSA: Do NOT Go Really Fast In A Boat With A Venezuelan Flag Right Now

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Sad: Britain Tries To Play Baseball But Gets The Rules Wrong And Forgets Their Gloves And Puts Sticks Behind Home Plate For Some Reason

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-britain-tries-to-play-baseball-but-gets-the-rules-wrong-and-forgets-their-gloves-and-puts-sticks-behind-home-plate-for-some-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

With Israel Withdrawal, Hamas Finally Able To Conduct Public Executions In Peace

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Exclusive: 10 Horribly Embarrassing Leaked Texts From Inside The Babylon Bee

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Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-12-different-news-outlets-covered-trumps-gaza-peace-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled, Just Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/clarence-thomas-gently-explains-to-kbj-that-not-all-black-people-are-mentally-disabled-just-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-police-cut-spending-by-just-taping-off-locations-that-arent-murder-scenes/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too [This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7,000]

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-jews-are-always-cool-and-nice-and-their-bagels-are-great-too-this-post-sponsored-by-israel-for-7000/?utm_source=fediverse

Christianity Saved By 435th Book Explaining What Is Wrong With Church Today

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Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War 3 Than Ever Before

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-we-are-now-further-away-from-world-war-3-than-ever-before/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-to-young-republicans-theyre-supposed-to-engrave-their-messages-on-bullets/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Specifies To Husband Which Photo He's Allowed To Share With 'Dateline' In The Event She's Brutally Murdered

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-specifies-to-husband-which-photo-hes-allowed-to-share-with-dateline-in-the-event-shes-brutally-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

Boomers Reveal Their Top 10 Tips For Getting Wealthy

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Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-government-employees-hoping-to-go-back-to-work-soon-so-they-can-get-some-rest/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-trump-stop-fanning-the-flames-of-peace/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla

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Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-keep-government-shut-down-until-someone-notices/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day

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Asians Still Sticking With The Masks

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