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Man Breaks Down Sobbing As He Admits To Cashier He Is Not A Walgreens Rewards Member

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Government Shutdown: Pros And Cons

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Animatronic ICE Agents Raid Disneyland’s ‘It’s A Small World’

https://babylonbee.com/news/animatronic-ice-agents-raid-disneylands-its-a-small-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Confused Canadians Show Up To World Series With Sticks, Skates

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-canadians-show-up-to-world-series-with-sticks-skates/?utm_source=fediverse

King Aragorn Demos Part Of Minas Tirith To Make Way For New Ballroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-aragorn-demos-part-of-minas-tirith-to-make-way-for-new-ballroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/elderly-lesbian-throuple-turns-out-to-be-green-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-achieves-lifelong-dream-of-being-in-boarding-group-2/?utm_source=fediverse

Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams

https://babylonbee.com/news/blue-jays-to-start-world-series-with-7-run-deficit-as-trump-imposes-tariff-on-foreign-teams/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-assure-fbi-they-werent-missing-layups-to-throw-games-they-just-suck-at-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse

Serial Killer Unwinds After A Long Day By Listening To His Favorite Podcast About Housewives

https://babylonbee.com/news/serial-killer-unwinds-after-a-long-day-by-listening-to-his-favorite-podcast-about-housewives/?utm_source=fediverse

NBA Announces Today's Gambling Arrests Brought To You By DraftKings

https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-announces-todays-gambling-arrests-brought-to-you-by-draftkings/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Makes 73rd Trip To Home Depot Since Start Of White House Renovation

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-makes-73rd-trip-to-home-depot-since-start-of-white-house-renovation/?utm_source=fediverse

New Disney Ride Inverts Guests And Shakes Their Wallets Out Of Their Pockets

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-ride-inverts-guests-and-shakes-their-wallets-out-of-their-pockets/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Coolest Features Of Trump's New White House Ballroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-coolest-features-of-trumps-new-white-house-ballroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Reassures Nation Government Shutdown Will Not Affect Paychecks For Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-reassures-nation-government-shutdown-will-not-affect-paychecks-for-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

America Calls Brief Truce With Canada Until Dodgers Defeated

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-calls-brief-truce-with-canada-until-dodgers-defeated/?utm_source=fediverse

Rebel Alliance Warns Obama's Presidential Library Almost Fully Operational

https://babylonbee.com/news/rebel-alliance-warns-obamas-presidential-library-almost-fully-operational/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh: Trump Just Commandeered An Excavator And He's Heading For The Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-trump-just-commandeered-an-excavator-and-hes-heading-for-the-lincoln-memorial/?utm_source=fediverse

Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'

https://babylonbee.com/news/next-no-kings-protest-to-end-by-4-pm-so-everyone-can-get-home-in-time-for-matlock/?utm_source=fediverse

Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo

https://babylonbee.com/news/worse-nd-worse-platner-also-has-a-nickelback-tattoo/?utm_source=fediverse