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Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-builds-time-machine-to-kill-baby-churchill/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Replaces Pennies With Cool New POGs

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-replaces-pennies-with-cool-new-pogs/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientific-algorithm-determines-most-oppressed-person-in-history-is-michelle-obama/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-somberly-remove-sombreros-signaling-end-of-shutdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Democratss Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/democratss-somberly-remove-sombreros-signaling-end-of-shutdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-hires-joe-rogan-to-commentate-mid-air-fights/?utm_source=fediverse

Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

https://babylonbee.com/news/heartwarming-group-of-senile-senior-citizens-finally-finds-employment/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-youre-in-line-to-give-an-account-of-your-life-to-god-right-after-tim-tebow/?utm_source=fediverse

With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-most-players-arrested-for-gambling-air-bud-finally-called-up-to-nba/?utm_source=fediverse

St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim

https://babylonbee.com/news/st-peter-getting-tired-of-answering-questions-about-the-nephilim/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Change Trans Policies After Watching Old 'Mister Rogers' Episode

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-change-trans-policies-after-watching-old-mister-rogers-episode/?utm_source=fediverse

Banks Now Requiring Your Grandkids To Co-Sign Your 50-Year Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/banks-now-requiring-your-grandkids-to-co-sign-your-50-year-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Freshman At Bible College Getting Worried As He Still Hasn't Found A Wife Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/freshman-at-bible-college-getting-worried-as-he-still-hasnt-found-a-wife-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-tucker-guest-bigfoot-reveals-how-mind-controlling-chemtrails-are-sprayed-over-the-flat-earth-by-the-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn't Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists

https://babylonbee.com/news/auschwitz-guard-explains-he-doesnt-hate-jews-or-anything-just-zionists/?utm_source=fediverse

Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/fans-cant-believe-how-much-rock-singer-has-aged-in-the-last-50-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-in-critical-condition-after-learning-of-50-year-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-prepares-to-pivot-from-doing-nothing-because-of-the-shutdown-to-doing-nothing-because-theyre-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils New Eternal Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-new-eternal-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-agree-to-end-shutdown-in-exchange-for-15-off-coupon-to-cracker-barrel/?utm_source=fediverse