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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven

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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile

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Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing

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Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs

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Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas

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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers

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Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read 'No Fatties'

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Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies

https://babylonbee.com/news/childrens-church-sermon-jam-packed-with-heresies/?utm_source=fediverse

Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe

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10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut

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Liberal’s Emotional Support Dog Gets Emotional Support Dog

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Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-builds-time-machine-to-kill-baby-churchill/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Replaces Pennies With Cool New POGs

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Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama

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Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

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Democratss Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

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Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

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Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

https://babylonbee.com/news/heartwarming-group-of-senile-senior-citizens-finally-finds-employment/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-youre-in-line-to-give-an-account-of-your-life-to-god-right-after-tim-tebow/?utm_source=fediverse

With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

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