Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino
https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-appeals-to-men-with-new-zyn-spice-frappucino/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Has Spoken: These 12 Crimes Of Sedition Are Now Punishable By Death
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-has-spoken-these-12-crimes-of-sedition-are-now-punishable-by-death/?utm_source=fediverse
Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-breaches-white-house-perimeter/?utm_source=fediverse
17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope's Hat
https://babylonbee.com/news/17-illegal-immigrants-found-hiding-under-popes-hat/?utm_source=fediverse
Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication
https://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-introduces-convenient-new-47-factor-authentication/?utm_source=fediverse
Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List
https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-resolution-to-release-santas-naughtynice-list/?utm_source=fediverse
Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications
https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-professional-journalist-here-are-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made 'Aliens' And 'Terminator 2' And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wonders-whatever--happened-to-the-guy-who-made-aliens-and-terminator-2-and-then-just-completely-stopped-making-movies/?utm_source=fediverse
Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-remake-of-animated-film-98-animated/?utm_source=fediverse
Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer's Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of 'Chalupa'
https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-worker-not-impressed-by-customers-excellent-spanish-pronunciation-of-chalupa/?utm_source=fediverse
Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-targets-the-rich-with-new-tax-on-anyone-who-makes-more-than-0-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse
Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-cleveland-browns-suddenly-realize-they-forgot-to-put-a-logo-on-their-helmets-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-show-of-support-for-immigrants-pope-leo-dons-new-papal-sombrero/?utm_source=fediverse
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
https://babylonbee.com/news/11-chilling-examples-of-american-christians-being-persecuted/?utm_source=fediverse
To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-ice-begins-mass-arrests-of-everyone-at-soccer-fields/?utm_source=fediverse
Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell
https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-zeroing-in-on-leader-of-furry-terrorist-cell/?utm_source=fediverse
Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies
https://babylonbee.com/news/shocking-study-reveals-someone-still-making-avatar-movies/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sadly-announces-a-dog-ate-the-epstein-files-and-then-the-dog-was-lost-in-a-boating-accident-and-then-the-boat-was-nuked/?utm_source=fediverse
Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
https://babylonbee.com/news/starving-african-children-raise-money-to-feed-ariana-grande/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-wives-set-up-playdate-for-their-husbands/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.