The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

https://babylonbee.com/news/average-iq-in-congress-expected-to-rise-7000-points-after-mtg-resigns/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-continues-longstanding-tradition-of-making-cranberry-sauce-for-no-one/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-going-to-collect-nutcrackers-explains-serial-killer/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show 'WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-host-exciting-new-game-show-which-member-of-congress-should-i-have-executed-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino

https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-appeals-to-men-with-new-zyn-spice-frappucino/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Has Spoken: These 12 Crimes Of Sedition Are Now Punishable By Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-has-spoken-these-12-crimes-of-sedition-are-now-punishable-by-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-breaches-white-house-perimeter/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope's Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/17-illegal-immigrants-found-hiding-under-popes-hat/?utm_source=fediverse

Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication

https://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-introduces-convenient-new-47-factor-authentication/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-resolution-to-release-santas-naughtynice-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-professional-journalist-here-are-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made 'Aliens' And 'Terminator 2' And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wonders-whatever--happened-to-the-guy-who-made-aliens-and-terminator-2-and-then-just-completely-stopped-making-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-remake-of-animated-film-98-animated/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer's Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of 'Chalupa'

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-worker-not-impressed-by-customers-excellent-spanish-pronunciation-of-chalupa/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-targets-the-rich-with-new-tax-on-anyone-who-makes-more-than-0-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-cleveland-browns-suddenly-realize-they-forgot-to-put-a-logo-on-their-helmets-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-show-of-support-for-immigrants-pope-leo-dons-new-papal-sombrero/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-chilling-examples-of-american-christians-being-persecuted/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-ice-begins-mass-arrests-of-everyone-at-soccer-fields/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-zeroing-in-on-leader-of-furry-terrorist-cell/?utm_source=fediverse