The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up

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Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year

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Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon

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Child Who Looks Like Perfect Angel While Sleeping Transforms Into Demonic Hellion Upon Waking Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-who-looks-like-perfect-angel-while-sleeping-transforms-into-demonic-hellion-upon-waking-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People

https://babylonbee.com/news/walz-reminds-nation-not-all-somali-rapists-are-bad-people/?utm_source=fediverse

An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)

https://babylonbee.com/news/an-anonymous-source-has-revealed-to-us-that-the-washington-post-journalists-all-still-wet-the-bed-and-wear-paw-patrol-pajamas-which-are-for-dumb-little-babies/?utm_source=fediverse

Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix

https://babylonbee.com/news/well-looks-like-theyre-still-making-lacroix/?utm_source=fediverse

'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis

https://babylonbee.com/news/black-hawk-down-remake-to-be-filmed-in-minneapolis/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?

https://babylonbee.com/news/whats-the-use-of-having-a-2nd-amendment-if-im-not-allowed-to-drive-around-the-neighborhood-gunning-down-christmas-inflatables/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-vikings-change-name-to-minnesota-somali-pirates/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's 2025 Spotify Wrap Reveals He Listened To 'God Bless The USA' 160,000 Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-2025-spotify-wrap-reveals-he-listened-to-god-bless-the-usa-160000-times/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-and-protestants-finally-unite-to-denounce-whams-last-christmas/?utm_source=fediverse

Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee

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Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug

https://babylonbee.com/news/great-commission-fulfilled-woman-purchases-all-i-need-is-coffee-and-jesus-mug/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-luke-skywalker-of-war-crimes-for-using-more-than-one-proton-torpedo-against-death-star/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-to-take-your-megachurch-christmas-eve-service-to-the-next-level/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn't Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-warns-anyone-who-doesnt-acquire-a-real-id-will-be-sent-to-line-manned-by-creepy-kevin/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-treats-mom-to-deep-tissue-back-massage-at-4-am/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban

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MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism

https://babylonbee.com/news/mri-confirms-president-donald-trump-has-incurable-advanced-stage-patriotism/?utm_source=fediverse