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Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus

https://babylonbee.com/news/ketanji-brown-jackson-arrives-at-work-in-official-scotus-short-bus/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-take-australia-and-cash-in-its-2-troop-bonus-every-round-wait-till-all-the-other-armies-are-depleted-then-launch-his-assault-on-asia/?utm_source=fediverse

Hole In Man's Heart Turns Out To Be In Shape Of Mini-Excavator

https://babylonbee.com/news/hole-in-mans-heart-turns-out-to-be-in-shape-of-mini-excavator/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's New Rose Garden Signage Deemed 'Tacky,' 'Overwrought'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-new-rose-garden-signage-deemed-tacky-overwrought/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Astonishing Facts You Didn't Know About Heaven

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St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle

https://babylonbee.com/news/st-peter-shows-scott-adams-to-his-glorious-heavenly-cubicle/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-justices-bring-in-ms-rachel-to-explain-cases-to-ketanji-brown-jackson/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-offers-to-trade-its-liberal-women-for-iranian-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Protesters Protest For Higher Protesting Wage

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Gotham’s Liberal Women Gather Outside Arkham To Protest Arrest Of The Joker

https://babylonbee.com/news/gothams-liberal-women-gather-outside-arkham-to-protest-arrest-of-the-joker/?utm_source=fediverse

The Official Babylon Bee NFL Playoff Betting Guide

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Tucker Carlson Heads To Iran To Put Down Protests

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-heads-to-iran-to-put-down-protests/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fear-iranian-desire-for-freedom-could-spread-to-america/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-announces-each-quarter-of-playoff-game-will-be-broadcast-on-a-different-network/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Begin Chugging Everclear At 7 A.M. To Protest RFK’s Warning Against Drinking At Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-begin-chugging-everclear-at-7-am-to-protest-rfks-warning-of-drinking-at-breakfast/?utm_source=fediverse

Losing Football Team Excitedly Introduces New Coach Just Fired From Other Losing Football Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/losing-football-team-excitedly-introduces-new-coach-just-fired-from-other-losing-football-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night's Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/somber-tim-walz-announces-every-daycare-center-record-sadly-perished-in-last-nights-riot/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Now Living In Fear Of Being Senselessly Shot By ICE Agents They’re Running Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-now-living-in-fear-of-being-senselessly-shot-by-ice-agents-theyre-trying-to-run-over/?utm_source=fediverse

RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter

https://babylonbee.com/news/red-alert-your-toddler-can-now-reach-the-counter/?utm_source=fediverse

ICE Agents Disguise Themselves As Capitol Police So Democrats Will Defend Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-agents-disguise-themselves-as-capitol-police-so-democrats-will-defend-them/?utm_source=fediverse