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Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church

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Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files

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Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

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7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention

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Fellow Pop-Tarts Gather To Bow Down Before Preeminent Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts

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Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

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Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

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To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign

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9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement

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Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-warns-minnesota-if-the-riots-dont-stop-he-will-start-posting-in-all-caps/?utm_source=fediverse

Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period

https://babylonbee.com/news/kathleen-kennedy-sad-to-leave-lucasfilm-before-she-got-the-chance-to-make-a-trilogy-about-reys-first-period/?utm_source=fediverse

'Shhh… You’ll Get Your Chance Soon,' Says Trump Soothing B-2 Bombers In Hangar

https://babylonbee.com/news/shhh-youll-get-your-chance-soon-says-trump-soothing-b-2-bombers-in-hangar/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-changes-official-state-bird-to-screaming-lesbian/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-delays-iran-attack-until-consulting-with-whoopi-goldberg/?utm_source=fediverse

New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat

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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 9 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

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Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-researchers-claim-they-are-15-20-years-from-finding-out-what-a-woman-is/?utm_source=fediverse

NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nato-begs-us-for-emergency-funding-so-they-can-defend-greenland-from-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say 'Visit Lovely Greenland'

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