Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pharmaceutical-companies-wondering-if-they-should-develop-anti-depressant-whose-first-listed-side-effect-isnt-severe-thoughts-of-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse
After Relationship Between Parent And Child Irreparably Broken, Math Homework Is Done
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-relationship-between-parent-and-child-irreparably-broken-math-homework-is-done/?utm_source=fediverse
World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-gathers-to-watch-a-bunch-of-sports-and-also-figure-skating/?utm_source=fediverse
Imperial Stormtrooper Once Again Finishes Dead Last In Olympic Biathlon
https://babylonbee.com/news/imperial-stormtrooper-once-again-finishes-dead-last-in-olympic-biathlon/?utm_source=fediverse
Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks
https://babylonbee.com/news/japanese-prime-minister-wins-landslide-victory-after-promising-to-introduce-forks/?utm_source=fediverse
Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday
https://babylonbee.com/news/patriots-offensive-line-surprised-to-learn-super-bowl-was-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse
Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show
https://babylonbee.com/news/support-for-ice-skyrockets-to-99-after-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse
NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish
https://babylonbee.com/news/nbc-suffers-bizarre-technical-glitch-as-entire-halftime-show-broadcast-in-spanish/?utm_source=fediverse
The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-to-host-even-more-patriotic-halftime-show-where-clarence-thomas-just-stands-there-and-reads-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse
Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-heads-to-booth-after-service-to-await-scores-from-the-judges/?utm_source=fediverse
Pit Bull Wins Westminster Dog Show After Killing All The Other Contestants
https://babylonbee.com/news/pit-bull-wins-westminster-dog-show-after-killing-all-the-other-contestants/?utm_source=fediverse
8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-things-to-double-check-before-posting-a-video-to-the-presidents-social-media-account/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-washington-post-cutbacks-no-one-keeping-track-of-how-racist-the-birds-are-getting/?utm_source=fediverse
Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol
https://babylonbee.com/news/impressed-by-their-hunting-people-down-to-check-papers-trump-hires-protesters-to-join-border-patrol/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-least-gay-winter-olympics-events/?utm_source=fediverse
Hunter Biden Launches HunterRx From Back Of Van
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-launches-hunterrx-from-back-of-van/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-push-for-death-certificates-to-be-accepted-as-voter-id/?utm_source=fediverse
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person
https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-confirm-that-during-childbirth-women-feel-almost-the-same-amount-of-pain-a-man-feels-when-hes-stuck-walking-behind-a-slow-person/?utm_source=fediverse
New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-reveals-videos-of-police-arresting-protesters-are-very-very-funny/?utm_source=fediverse
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-will-be-delayed-to-play-national-anthems-for-all-165-racial-groups-in-us/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.