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Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hires-team-usa-goalie-to-guard-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent

https://babylonbee.com/news/episcopalian-once-again-gives-up-reading-bible-for-lent/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-just-one-more-assassination-attempt-away-from-a-free-third-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America

https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-canada-here-are-7-things-youre-still-better-at-than-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-wows-black-audience-by-putting-some-hot-sauce-in-his-purple-drank/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Enters Crossword Era

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-enters-crossword-era/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympic-curlers-give-final-salute-as-they-are-lowered-into-carbon-freezing-chamber-until-next-winter-games/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-hockey-team-melts-down-gold-medals-to-replace-missing-teeth/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Now Officially An American Province

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-now-officially-an-american-province/?utm_source=fediverse

Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey

https://babylonbee.com/news/communists-once-again-suck-at-hockey/?utm_source=fediverse

Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost

https://babylonbee.com/news/black-man-in-utah-obviously-lost/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Most Brilliant Disguises Of James O'Keefe

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-most-brilliant-disguises-of-james-okeefe/?utm_source=fediverse

American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-womens-bobsled-team-comes-in-last-after-stopping-to-ask-for-directions/?utm_source=fediverse

California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-truck-driver-cited-for-being-legal-us-resident/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-uncovers-shocking-evidence-that-israel-controlled-by-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom's Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He's The One Running California

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsoms-presidential-ambitions-sunk-after-nation-discovers-hes-the-one-running-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court

https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-trump-imposes-1000-tariff-on-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/joker-vows-to-take-revenge-on-gotham-city-after-13th-place-finish-at-winter-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-traces-lifelong-cocaine-addiction-to-childhood-love-of-fun-dip/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-government-praised-for-euthanizing-nickelback/?utm_source=fediverse