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Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-disappointed-to-learn-72-virgins-awaiting-him-in-paradise-are-all-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Wise Dad Prepares Son For Life's Challenges By Having Him Play 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-dad-prepares-son-for-lifes-challenges-by-having-him-play-mike-tysons-punch-out/?utm_source=fediverse

'New York Times' Retracts Story Due To Several Accuracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-retracts-story-due-to-several-accuracies/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/sinners-wins-oscar-for-crappiest-movie-to-win-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In 'Home Alone 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-snubbed-again-at-oscars-for-role-in-home-alone-2/?utm_source=fediverse

Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/holes-in-8-year-olds-game-exposed-as-dad-delivers-epic-beatdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-selflessly-volunteers-to-help-short-staffed-tsa-with-pat-downs/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-wondering-if-swearing-allegiance-to-isis-might-be-slight-red-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

'Merely A Flesh Wound!' Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/merely-a-flesh-wound-says--legless-torso-of-iranian-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/protestant-quarterback-throws-beautiful-hail-christ-alone-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's 47-minute Video Of Son's Pee Wee Soccer Game Snubbed For Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-47-minute-video-of-sons-pee-wee-soccer-game-snubbed-for-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse

Unpaid TSA Agent Still Showing Up To Grope People For Love Of The Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/unpaid-tsa-agent-still-showing-up-to-grope-people-for-love-of-the-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-liberal-gets-stabbed-before-finishing-telling-people-how-peaceful-islam-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Why Did The Worship Leader Bring An Accordion Onto The Stage?

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-why-did-the-worship-leader-bring-an-accordion-onto-the-stage/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-cnn-will-now-run-retractions-simultaneously-with-news-stories/?utm_source=fediverse

Media: No Motive Yet In Attack On Jewish Synagogue By Radical Muslim

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-no-motive-yet-in-attack-on-jewish-synagogue-by-radical-muslim/?utm_source=fediverse

Jew Converts To Christianity After Twitter User Says 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbin' Jew'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jew-converts-to-christianity-after-twitter-user-says-christ-is-king-you-filthy-money-grubbin-jew/?utm_source=fediverse

Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops

https://babylonbee.com/news/morbidly-obese-pete-hegseth-denies-any-knowledge-of-what-happened-to-leftover-lobster-for-the-troops/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-subtracts-hour-from-travel-time-after-realizing-dad-driving/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-expel-fetterman-after-repeated-warnings-to-stop-supporting-america/?utm_source=fediverse