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9 Warning Signs Your Teacher Might Be Plotting To Assassinate The President

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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-new-york-mets-to-start-mr-met-at-third-base/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins

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Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away

https://babylonbee.com/news/architect-carefully-designs-airport-so-rental-car-center-is-conveniently-located-75-miles-away/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-enters-ceasefire-talks-with-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler'

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-failed-assassination-democrats-observe-customary-5-minute-pause-on-calling-trump-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents' Dinner

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7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up

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Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake

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Nation Really Wishing Someone Out There Would Start A New Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-really-wishing-someone-out-there-would-start-a-new-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Kid's Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-crappy-sunday-school-drawing-apparently-pleasing-to-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

SPLC Says Funding KKK Only 3% Of What They Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/splc-says-funding-kkk-only-3-of-what-they-do/?utm_source=fediverse

Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President

https://babylonbee.com/news/crazy-old-guy-at-nursing-home-keeps-telling-people-he-was-once-the-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences

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Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round

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Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption

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Pelosi Condemns Soldier For Conducting Insider Trading Without Telling Her First

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-condemns-soldier-for-insider-trading-without-telling-her-first/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation On Edge After Soldier Places $50K Polymarket Bet That Trump Will Nuke Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-on-edge-after-soldier-places-50k-polymarket-bet-that-trump-will-nuke-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Evangelical Church Architect Fired For Suggesting Steeple

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelical-church-architect-fired-for-suggesting-steeple/?utm_source=fediverse