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In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist

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Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

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Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

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The Babylon Bee's Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars

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Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?'

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Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

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Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Entitled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

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Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/hungover-pete-hegseth-terrified-to-wake-up-to-redcoats-on-white-house-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-omar-argue-over-whether-its-two-corinthians-or-11-corinthians/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn't Wish Death On People

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-longs-for-good-old-days-when-comedians-were-funny-and-didnt-wish-death-on-people/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Warning Signs Your Teacher Might Be Plotting To Assassinate The President

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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-new-york-mets-to-start-mr-met-at-third-base/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins

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Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away

https://babylonbee.com/news/architect-carefully-designs-airport-so-rental-car-center-is-conveniently-located-75-miles-away/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats

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After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler'

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-failed-assassination-democrats-observe-customary-5-minute-pause-on-calling-trump-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents' Dinner

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7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up

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Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-stunned-disbelief-that-the-patriot-front-might-have-been-fake/?utm_source=fediverse