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Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer 'Lord Of The Rings' Viewing Schedule

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Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People's Skin, The Racists Will Have Won

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-if-we-stop-discriminating-based-on-the-color-of-peoples-skin-the-racists-will-have-won/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-struggling-to-explain-how-loving-god-could-allow-ohio/?utm_source=fediverse

With TSA Finally Funded, Air Travel Back To Being Awful For The Usual Reasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tsa-finally-funded-air-travel-back-to-being-awful-for-the-usual-reasons/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-deny-inciting-violence-and-say-anyone-who-thinks-they-do-must-be-eliminated-by-any-means-necessary/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Regrets Spending 15 Minutes Reading Bible This Morning

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-regrets-spending-15-minutes-reading-bible-this-morning/?utm_source=fediverse

Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/amtrak-informs-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world-that-they-dont-actually-have-a-midnight-train-going-anywhere/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Arrived Boomer Tells Heavenly Sound Guy The Worship Music Is Too Loud

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-arrived-boomer-tells-heavenly-sound-guy-the-worship-music-is-too-loud/?utm_source=fediverse

Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery

https://babylonbee.com/news/smoke-alarm-patiently-waits-until-3-am-to-announce-low-battery/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Devastating Effects Of Ending Race-Based Gerrymandering

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-devastating-effects-of-ending-race-based-gerrymandering/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor Mamdnai Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-zohran-declares-crisis-of-having-run-out-of-other-peoples-money/?utm_source=fediverse

After Seeing Ben Sasse's Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-ben-sasses-incredible-faith-and-character-nation-understands-why-he-had-to-leave-politics/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers

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Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First

https://babylonbee.com/news/vegan-crossfitter-cyclist-unsure-what-to-tell-you-about-first/?utm_source=fediverse

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-too-late-to-ask-who-gerry-mander-is-kbj-whispers-to-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

Facing Budget Crisis, Mamdani Calls His Parents To Ask If He Can Borrow $4 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/facing-budget-crisis-mamdani-calls-his-parents-to-ask-if-he-can-borrow-4-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-shows-majority-of-democrats-believe-lincoln-assassination-staged/?utm_source=fediverse

In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-blow-to-democrats-scotus-rules-they-have-to-stop-being-racist/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

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Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-torn-between-supporting-missionaries-to-india-or-adding-pickleball-courts/?utm_source=fediverse