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Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-christopher-nolan-casts-steve-buscemi-as-helen-of-troy/?utm_source=fediverse

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nytimes-reveals-7-more-shocking-things-israel-has-trained-animals-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

https://babylonbee.com/news/like-genghis-khan-gazing-over-his-empire-man-watches-as-fixed-sprinkler-no-longer-waters-driveway/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said 'I'm Fine'

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-wife-seems-upset-update-false-alarm--she-said-im-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-lord-of-the-rings-is-clearly-a-pagan-work/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-fan-way-more-invested-in-success-of-team-than-players-on-actual-team-are/?utm_source=fediverse

China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-visit-off-to-rough-start-after-trump-demands-to-negotiate-directly-with-general-tso/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-announces-all-new-cast-of-angry-middle-aged-women/?utm_source=fediverse

In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-spite-of-novelty-sign-god-declines-to-bless-this-mess/?utm_source=fediverse

WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option

https://babylonbee.com/news/webmd-adds-convenient-draft-my-last-will-and-testament-option/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-accuse-spencer-pratt-of-not-wanting-to-destroy-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires

https://babylonbee.com/news/karen-bass-endorsed-by-california-wildfires/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-healed-of-liberalism-after-touching-golden-trump-statue/?utm_source=fediverse

What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He's Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-luck-dr-fauci-announces-hes-been-working-on-hantavirus-vaccine-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/ew-a-gross-disgusting-bug--what-why-did-you-kill-it-you-monster--op-ed-by-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils Plans To Turn Reflecting Pool Into Humongous Water Park

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-horrified-as-trump-turns-reflecting-pool-into-water-park/?utm_source=fediverse

Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic

https://babylonbee.com/news/goodyear-blimp-barely-recognizable-after-going-on-ozempic/?utm_source=fediverse

‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation

https://babylonbee.com/news/there-it-couldnt-be-more-clear-announces-john-after-finishing-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

https://babylonbee.com/news/three-conservatives-who-refuse-to-bow-to-trump-statue-thrown-into-fire-at-cpac/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-offers-to-house-hantavirus-patients-in-nursing-homes/?utm_source=fediverse