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Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys

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Man Cured Of Depression After Doctor Prescribes Millennium Falcon LEGO Set

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White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

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Wife Can't Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

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8 Scary Facts About Data Centers

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MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox

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Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead

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New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate

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Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He's Getting Really Into The Civil War

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Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known

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Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache

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London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’

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Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws

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Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone

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Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called 'Smoking Cigarettes'

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Millennial Figures Out How To Use '6-7,' Signaling The End Of The Fad

https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-figures-out-how-to-use-6-7-signaling-the-end-of-the-fad/?utm_source=fediverse

Lakewood Church To Be Renamed 'DraftKings Arena' Following Branding Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/lakewood-church-to-be-renamed-draftkings-arena-following-branding-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-just-realized-chelsea-handler-has-been-trying-to-be-funny-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Purchases Rights To 'Robot Jox' Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-purchases-rights-to-robot-jox-franchise-in-blockbuster-7-billion-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Just 17 Home Depot Trips Away From Purchasing Correct Light Bulbs

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