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Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use

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Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/supergirl-unveils-new-superpower-of-losing-100-million-in-a-single-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-now-rules-entire-world-as-supreme-court-declares-everyone-is-american/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorist Torn Between Going On Violent Jihad Or Getting Elected As Democratic Senator

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorist-torn-between-going-on-violent-jihad-or-getting-elected-as-democratic-senator/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-1-trillion-project-to-clone-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-invading-xenomorphs-who-hatch-on-earth-are-officially-citizens-of-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-missionaries-dispatched-to-europe-to-spread-the-good-news-about-air-conditioning/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Upset As Someone Calls Him On Device Specifically Designed For People To Call Him On

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-upset-as-someone-calls-him-on-device-specifically-designed-for-people-to-call-him-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel

https://babylonbee.com/news/ranch-dressing-futures-skyrocket-to-120-per-barrel/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-any-baby-born-at-olive-garden-is-an-italian-citizen/?utm_source=fediverse

In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-most-exciting-moment-in-history-of-wnba-woman-points-at-other-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

For Trans Athlete Ruling, Supreme Court Invites Judge Matt Walsh To Author Opinion Explaining What A Woman Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-trans-athlete-ruling-supreme-court-invites-judge-matt-walsh-to-author-opinion-explaining-what-a-woman-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Church Under Fire For 'Book Of Judges' VBS Theme

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-church-under-fire-for-book-of-judges-vbs-theme/?utm_source=fediverse

Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn't Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/kansas-city-royals-somehow-find-way-to-lose-on-day-when-they-didnt-play/?utm_source=fediverse

James Bond Granted License To Kill Anyone With An Air Conditioner

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-bond-granted-license-to-kill-anyone-with-an-air-conditioner/?utm_source=fediverse

National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-weather-service-announces-everyone-is-going-to-die-tonight-or-absolutely-nothing-is-going-to-happen-one-of-the-two/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-tips-for-europeans-to-stay-cool-without-air-conditioning/?utm_source=fediverse

Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed

https://babylonbee.com/news/nervous-speaker-at-pride-event-relaxes-by-imagining-the-crowd-fully-clothed/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-rules-its-okay-to-be-late/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-gently-tells-michelangelo-he-really-wanted-ceiling-to-be-more-of-a-neutral-gray/?utm_source=fediverse