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America Offers To Help Cool Off Planet By Opening Windows And Lowering AC To 65

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-help-cool-off-planet-by-opening-windows-and-lowering-ac-to-65/?utm_source=fediverse

Freedom 250 Now Just Lee Greenwood Singing ‘God Bless The USA’ For 24 Hours Straight

https://babylonbee.com/news/freedom-250-now-just-lee-greenwood-singing-god-bless-the-usa-for-24-hours-straight/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Police Assure Residents Those Loud Popping Noises Are Just Gunshots

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-police-assure-residents-those-loud-popping-noises-are-just-gunshots/?utm_source=fediverse

American Enters Day 3 Of Searching For Exit From Roundabout

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-enters-day-3-of-searching-for-exit-from-roundabout/?utm_source=fediverse

Thousands Dead After New York Man Lowers Apartment Temp To 77 Degrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-dead-after-new-york-man-lowers-apartment-temp-to-77-degrees/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say 'Semiquincentennial'

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-agrees-to-let-biden-be-president-to-hear-him-attempt-to-say-semiquincentennial/?utm_source=fediverse

Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading 'End The Fed!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-paul-scales-empire-state-building-to-unveil-flag-reading-end-the-fed/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Democrat Party Placed On 'No Fly' List

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-democrat-party-placed-on-no-fly-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Vow To Reform ICE So It Only Deports Immigrants Who Love America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-reform-ice-so-it-only-deports-immigrants-who-love-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Threatens Kids With A Road Trip If They Don't Behave

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-threatens-kids-with-a-road-trip-if-they-dont-behave/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Woman Gives Birth On Border And Now Only Baby's Top Half Is American

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-woman-gives-birth-on-border-and-now-only-babys-top-half-is-american/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics

https://babylonbee.com/news/absolutely-shredded-guy-reveals-his-secret-is-water-aerobics/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-offers-to-cool-new-yorkers-down-by-sending-them-to-siberian-gulag/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-7-brave-athletes-whose-dreams-were-crushed-by-the-scotus-trans-ruling/?utm_source=fediverse

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use

https://babylonbee.com/news/rape-gang-busted-in-the-uk-for-illegal-air-conditioner-use/?utm_source=fediverse

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/supergirl-unveils-new-superpower-of-losing-100-million-in-a-single-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-now-rules-entire-world-as-supreme-court-declares-everyone-is-american/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorist Torn Between Going On Violent Jihad Or Getting Elected As Democratic Senator

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorist-torn-between-going-on-violent-jihad-or-getting-elected-as-democratic-senator/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-1-trillion-project-to-clone-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-invading-xenomorphs-who-hatch-on-earth-are-officially-citizens-of-earth/?utm_source=fediverse