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Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'

https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-now-claims-shes-never-heard-of-a-candace-owens/?utm_source=fediverse

PSA: Over 450,000 People Die Each Year While Lost In Their Hoodies And Being Unable To Find The Head Hole

https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-over-450000-people-die-each-year-while-lost-in-their-hoodies-and-being-unable-to-find-the-head-hole/?utm_source=fediverse

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-of-tolerance-holds-nationwide-parade-celebrating-death-of-political-enemy/?utm_source=fediverse

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish

https://babylonbee.com/news/ikea-furniture-now-includes-helpful-instructions-on-how-to-swear-in-swedish/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces 'Lindsey Graham Memorial Strait Of Hormuz Blockade'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-lindsey-graham-memorial-strait-of-hormuz-blockade/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Informs Wife He Can't Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-informs-wife-he-cant-mow-the-lawn-today-as-he-is-busy-playing-lawn-mowing-simulator/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' In Brooklyn

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-mamdanis-new-nyc-map-includes-little-auschwitz-in-brooklyn/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-voters-excited-to-see-who-party-will-unilaterally-nominate-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom: 'We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo'

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-we-finna-teach-da-homies-to-talk-black-english-yo/?utm_source=fediverse

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard

https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-in-the-air-as-wife-not-wearing-mouthguard/?utm_source=fediverse

Average Price Of New Home In California Hits $1 Quadrillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/average-price-of-new-home-in-california-hits-1-quadrillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party's Consent

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-platner-might-decide-to-force-himself-onto-ballot-without-partys-consent/?utm_source=fediverse

Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded

https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-confirmed-to-be-a-jewish-plot-to-make-antisemites-look-retarded/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They're Fighting

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-iran-meet-for-emergency-summit-to-see-if-anyone-remembers-why-theyre-fighting/?utm_source=fediverse

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach 'Girl Math'

https://babylonbee.com/news/activists-push-for-california-schools-to-teach-girl-math/?utm_source=fediverse

Conspiracy Theorist Changes Mind After Being Presented With Evidence, Logic [Satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/conspiracy-theorist-changes-mind-after-being-presented-with-evidence-logic-satire/?utm_source=fediverse

Embattled Platner Flees To Argentina

https://babylonbee.com/news/embattled-platner-flees-to-argentina/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad's Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-plan-to-work-at-home-foiled-by-people-at-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks

https://babylonbee.com/news/little-league-team-excited-for-chubby-kids-family-to-bring-the-snacks/?utm_source=fediverse

Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo

https://babylonbee.com/news/nazi-really-regretting-getting-graham-platner-tattoo/?utm_source=fediverse