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Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-elections-by-putting-voting-booths-in-olive-garden/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-veggietales-cast-decimated-by-cyclospora-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-records-triple-double-with-10-fractures-11-concussions-13-teeth-knocked-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-month-comes-to-end-after-extra-time/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Never Rig An Election,' Announces President Xi After Again Winning 100% Of Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-never-rig-an-election-announces-president-xi-after-again-winning-100-of-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

https://babylonbee.com/news/whos-laughing-now-says-covid-toilet-paper-hoarder-after-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q/?utm_source=fediverse

Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'

https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-new-animated-film-bro-country-demon-hunters/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-approves-death-penalty-for-anyone-who-starts-an-email-with-happy-monday-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'

https://babylonbee.com/news/plane-crashes-after-no-one-tells-the-passengers-to-fly-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-ate-at-taco-bell-getting-more-baja-blast-than-he-bargained-for/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-poll-shows-125-of-americans-dont-believe-trumps-claim-of-election-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll

https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-engineer-really-starting-to-regret-building-city-on-rock--roll/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-they-are-perfectly-capable-of-rigging-elections-without-any-help-from-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-releases-new-imodium-a-d-sauce-packets-to-combat-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit

https://babylonbee.com/news/christopher-nolan-criticized-for-not-depicting-trojan-horse-as-historically-accurate-large-wooden-rabbit/?utm_source=fediverse

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out of Potatoes to Keep Out Californians

https://babylonbee.com/news/idaho-builds-border-wall-out-of-potatoes-to-keep-out-californians/?utm_source=fediverse

Brilliant Politician JD Vance Secures Vote Of 100% Of Nation’s Tucker Carlsons

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-politician-jd-vance-secures-vote-of-100-of-nations-tucker-carlsons/?utm_source=fediverse

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬

https://babylonbee.com/news/hegseth-orders-any-military-personnel-with-low-testosterone-be-transferred-to-the-navy/?utm_source=fediverse

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist

https://babylonbee.com/news/cockroach-maintains-composure-despite-making-contact-with-journalist/?utm_source=fediverse