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Maine Dems Explain They Can Either Do 'No Rape' Or 'No Incest' But Not Both

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Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed

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Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-psyches-himself-up-for-another-grueling-one-day-work-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early

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To Avoid Criticism For Hooking Up With His Cousin, Troy Jackson Converts To Islam

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-criticism-for-hooking-up-with-his-cousin-troy-jackson-converts-to-islam/?utm_source=fediverse

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota

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Ruined By WOKE: Ms. Pac-Man Made Less Sexy For Modern Remake

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Fauci Appears On 'Jeopardy!', Pleads The Fifth To Every Question

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8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-year-old-muslim-child-bride-awarded-britains-womens-empowerment-person-of-the-year/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night

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Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion

https://babylonbee.com/news/spain-turns-to-experienced-border-czar-kamala-harris-for-help-with-migrant-invasion/?utm_source=fediverse

California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-dmv-worker-requests-interpreter-to-assist-customer-who-speaks-english/?utm_source=fediverse

To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory 'Safety Camps' For Jewish Residents

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-fight-antisemitism-mamdani-announces-mandatory-safety-camps-for-jewish-residents/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Took Nation's Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right

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8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To

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Church Replaces Weekly Offering With 50/50 Raffle

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Mamdani Vows To Root Out Semitism

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-vows-to-root-out-semitism/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Feeling Dumb For Ramming Twin Towers When All They Had To Do Was Run For Mayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-feeling-dumb-for-ramming-twin-towers-when-all-they-had-to-do-was-run-for-mayor/?utm_source=fediverse

Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens' Theories That Proved To Be Correct

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Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-tries-to-catch-netanyahu-with-trap-labeled-free-bagels/?utm_source=fediverse