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Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around

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Man Unsure Whether Wife's Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face

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Trump Meets With Zelenskyy To Ask For U.S. Missiles

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7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20

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Chipotle Cashier Tells Customer There's An Extra Charge For No Salmonella

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SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage

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Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt

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Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-solves-affordability-crisis-by-opening-nations-strategic-burrito-reserve/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-theorize-existence-of-movie-not-starring-zendaya/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Depleted Missile Supply, 'Operation Epic Fury' Downgraded To 'Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury'

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-depleted-missile-supply-operation-epic-fury-downgraded-to-operation-mildly-aggressive-fury/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ted Lasso' Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020

https://babylonbee.com/news/ted-lasso-renewed-again-based-on-strength-of-those-three-decent-episodes-back-in-2020/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Moroccans Who Invaded Spain Now Registered To Vote In New Jersey

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Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met

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Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

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Annoying: Man’s Faith In God’s Plan Is Getting In the Way Of His Political Doomerism

https://babylonbee.com/news/annoying-mans-faith-in-gods-plan-is-getting-in-the-way-of-his-political-doomerism/?utm_source=fediverse

New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-progressive-bible-features-perforated-pages-for-easy-removal-of-parts-you-dont-like/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-celebrate-el-sayed-victory-by-firing-ak-47s-into-the-air/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-your-female-coworker-just-learned-how-to-make-ai-images/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-to-bring-back-racist-pro-sports-team-names/?utm_source=fediverse

Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are

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