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Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son

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Man Declines Yearbook Request To 'Stay Cool'

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Fauci: 'Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-lying-about-vaccine-miscarriage-risks-necessary-so-i-could-meet-sandra-bullock/?utm_source=fediverse

White Privilege: Black Player Ejected Just For Shooting Sophie Cunningham With Rocket Launcher

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-privilege-black-player-ejected-just-for-shooting-sophie-cunningham-with-rocket-launcher/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-has-her-boyfriend-frozen-in-case-she-wants-him-in-the-future/?utm_source=fediverse

Florida Credits Record-Low Crime Rate To Having Chased Away All The Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/florida-credits-record-low-crime-rate-to-having-chased-away-all-the-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026

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Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-tells-wife-that-israel-must-have-planted-all-those-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/?utm_source=fediverse

Overachiever Uses Turn Signal

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Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten

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New Study Reveals NFL's Concussion-Prevention Helmets Are 100% Effective At Preventing Players From Looking Cool

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-reveals-nfls-concussion-prevention-helmets-are-100-effective-at-preventing-players-from-looking-cool/?utm_source=fediverse

Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs

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Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago

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Man Exhausted After Long Day Of Typing Stuff Into ChatGPT

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Scientists Hard At Work Making IPhone Weather App Even Less Accurate

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-hard-at-work-making-iphone-weather-app-even-less-accurate/?utm_source=fediverse

40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire

https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-still-chasing-high-of-seeing-cards-bounce-around-screen-after-winning-solitaire/?utm_source=fediverse

Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger

https://babylonbee.com/news/unscriptural-hymn-unfortunately-a-banger/?utm_source=fediverse

Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/cute-5-year-old-white-girl-dreams-of-one-day-getting-beaten-up-in-the-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-white-people-completely-unaffected-by-jalapeo-recall/?utm_source=fediverse

Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspired-by-aoc-james-talarico-also-elects-to-have-his-eggs-frozen/?utm_source=fediverse