The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Children's Bible Noticeably Vague On Rahab’s Backstory

https://babylonbee.com/news/childrens-bible-noticeably-vague-on-rahabs-backstory/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Setting It Next To Your Katana

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-avoid-leaving-your-wallet-at-home-by-setting-it-next-to-your-katana/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Waking Up From One-Year Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-waking-up-from-one-year-coma-excited-to-see-how-unified-and-virtuous-the-right-became-in-wake-of-charlie-kirks-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-avoid-leaving-your-wallet-at-home-by-sitting-it-next-to-your-katana/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-lays-wreath-at-tomb-of-the-unknown-hijacker/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Paying $5 A Gallon For Gas Sure Glad He Stuck It To Elon Musk By Getting Rid Of His Tesla

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-paying-5-a-gallon-for-gas-sure-glad-he-stuck-it-to-elon-musk-by-getting-rid-of-his-tesla/?utm_source=fediverse

White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-women-argue-black-men-should-only-have-three-fifths-of-a-jury-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Forgot

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A.I. Assures Everyone It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-assures-everyone-it-wont-exterminate-humanity-as-it-will-still-need-batteries/?utm_source=fediverse

A.I. Assures It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-assures-it-wont-exterminate-humanity-as-it-will-still-need-batteries/?utm_source=fediverse

Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/analysis-tennis-least-gay-of-all-the-gay-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-points-us-to-christ/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pledges-that-if-voters-defeat-socialism-in-november-they-will-each-get-an-equal-redistribution-of-wealth-from-the-government/?utm_source=fediverse

Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-threatens-pharaoh-with-plague-of-unskippable-youtube-ads/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Reconsidering Trial By Jury Of Peers After Discovering That Our Peers Are All Dummies

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-reconsidering-trial-by-jury-of-peers-after-discovering-that-our-peers-are-all-dummies/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-data-centers-could-soon-take-up-all-abandoned-fields-that-millennials-use-for-family-photos/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani: Women Attending 9/11 Memorial Will Be Required To Wear Hijab

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-women-attending-911--memorial-will-be-required-to-wear-hijab/?utm_source=fediverse

'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-your-intelligent-creations-are-trying-to-kill-you-thats-interesting-says-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/juror-accused-of-getting-hung-up-on-fact-that-defendant-committed-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-appalled-as-millennial-caller-admits-hes-paid-full-price-for-ocarina-of-time-on-7-different-occasions/?utm_source=fediverse