The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-space-weapon-revealed-to-be-little-triangle-that-shoots-bullets-out-the-front/?utm_source=fediverse

Hawaiian Newlyweds Head Off To Luxurious Honeymoon In Iowa

https://babylonbee.com/news/hawaiian-newlyweds-head-off-to-luxurious-honeymoon-in-iowa/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Misses Good Old Days When All The Obscene Smut Out There Was Heterosexual

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-misses-good-old-days-when-all-the-obscene-smut-out-there-was-heterosexual/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Knows He's Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-knows-hes-finally-made-it-after-getting-2nd-fridge-just-for-drinks-in-the-garage/?utm_source=fediverse

Macklemore Performs Concert In Gaza And Oh No! They've Thrown Him Off A Roof

https://babylonbee.com/news/macklemore-performs-concert-in-gaza-and-oh-no-theyve-thrown-him-off-a-roof/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-entertain-your-toddler/?utm_source=fediverse

Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost

https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-returns-to-senate-as-force-ghost/?utm_source=fediverse

Savannah Bananas Manager Chews Out Player For Not Goofing Around

https://babylonbee.com/news/savannah-bananas-manager-chews-out-player-for-not-goofing-around/?utm_source=fediverse

Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/sydney-sweeney-tries-to-gain-support-of-liberal-women-by-murdering-multiple-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Study: Majority Of Christians Will Replace Holy Spirit With ChatGPT By 2028

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-majority-of-christians-will-replace-holy-spirit-with-chatgpt-by-2028/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-securing-elections-unconstitutional/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle Paul Hoping No One Notices The Armor Of God Does Not Include Pants

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-paul-hoping-no-one-notices-the-armor-of-god-does-not-include-pants/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Promises To Bring Back $5 Footlongs If Republicans Win

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-to-bring-back-5-footlongs-if-republicans-win/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children's Ministry

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-man-commits-crime-to-fail-background-check-and-get-out-of-serving-in-childrens-ministry/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-wolverine-developed-healing-factor-to-survive-canadian-healthcare-system/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Church Potluck Awarded Michelin Star

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-church-potluck-awarded-michelin-star/?utm_source=fediverse

Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Serving On Jury With Shrill Liberal Women Added To List Of Torture Methods Under Geneva Conventions

https://babylonbee.com/news/serving-on-jury-with-shrill-liberal-women-added-to-list-of-torture-methods-under-geneva-conventions/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Vows To Send Every American One Million Dollars To Combat Inflation

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-to-send-every-american-one-million-dollars-to-combat-inflation/?utm_source=fediverse

Anthropic Boasts They Will Kill Off Humanity Way Before OpenAI

https://babylonbee.com/news/anthropic-boasts-they-will-kill-off-humanity-way-before-openai/?utm_source=fediverse