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Ceasefire Begins After Trump and Iran Forget Whose Turn It Was To Attack The Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/ceasefire-begins-after-trump-and-iran-forget-whose-turn-it-was-to-attack-the-other/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-swoons-as-husband-recites-song-of-solomon-verse-comparing-her-to-a-horse/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-trump-made-xi-feel-at-home-in-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian President Caught Using Cardboard Cutout Of Ayatollah To Sneak Into HOV Lane

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-president-caught-using-cardboard-cutout-of-ayatollah-to-sneak-into-hov-lane/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad (Man Cold) Listed As Questionable For Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-man-cold-listed-as-questionable-for-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Says There May Still Be Time To Save Midterm For Republicans By Starting A New War

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-there-may-still-be-time-to-save-midterm-for-republicans-by-starting-a-new-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-once-again-loses-train-of-thought-during-prayer-and-starts-thinking-about-how-hed-defend-the-church-from-muslim-terrorists/?utm_source=fediverse

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-rules-that-trump-must-allow-white-house-access-to-assassins/?utm_source=fediverse

Loser Disciple Can't Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/loser-disciple-cant-even-cast-demon-out-of-a-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements

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'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo

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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State

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Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-people-who-line-the-dashboards-of-their-jeeps-with-little-duckies-will-not-inherit-the-kingdom-of-god/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Says He Definitely Does Not Need To Potty — Update: TODDLER NEEDS TO POTTY RIGHT NOW

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-says-he-definitely-does-not-need-to-potty--update-toddler-needs-to-potty-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

What A Noob! This So-Called 'Pastor' Didn't Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-noob-this-so-called-pastor-didnt-even-make-each-sermon-point-start-with-the-same-letter/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-dinner-with-president-xi-by-ordering-servants-to-slaughter-the-fattened-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Amazing Heavenly Rewards You'll Get When People Persecute You For Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-heavenly-rewards-youll-get-when-people-persecute-you-for-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-racial-equity-nikole-hannah-jones-abandons-daughter-at-crack-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-not-sure-why-poll-numbers-dropping-despite-doing-so-many-wildly-unpopular-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/proud-wife-informs-husband-how-much-money-she-made-today-returning-things-to-target/?utm_source=fediverse