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Babylon Bee Substack Goes Live, Dozens Rejoice

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-substack-goes-live-dozens-rejoice/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect's Name Rhymes With 'Bohammed'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-boldly-guesses-mall-of-america-terror-plot-suspects-name-rhymes-with-bohammed/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Saddened To Learn Iran May Not Actually Nuke LA

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-saddened-to-learn-iran-may-not-actually-nuke-la/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Reduces Entire Global Workforce To 27 Kiosks And A Guy Named José

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-reduces-entire-global-workforce-to-27-kiosks-and-a-guy-named-jos/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-theorize-possible-connection-between-tiktokers-celebrating-women-killing-their-children-and-more-women-killing-their-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Prepare For Anniversary Of October 8, The Day Israel Attacked Gaza For No Reason

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-prepare-for-anniversary-of-october-8-the-day-israel-attacked-gaza-for-no-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani's October 7th Address Derailed As Wife's Party Balloons Keep Floating Across Screen

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdanis-october-7th-address-derailed-as-wifes-party-balloons-keep-floating-across-screen/?utm_source=fediverse

God Excitedly Waiting To Press 'Destruct' On Man's 40-Year-Old Body

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-excitedly-waiting-to-press-destruct-on-mans-40-year-old-body/?utm_source=fediverse

Ariana Grande Lands Seasonal Gig As Halloween Lawn Skeleton

https://babylonbee.com/news/ariana-grande-lands-seasonal-gig-as-halloween-lawn-skeleton/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah Decides 500 Years Old Perfect Time To Settle Down And Have Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/noah-decides-500-years-old-perfect-time-to-settle-down-and-have-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Jameis Winston Diagnosed With Concussion After Giving Coherent Response

https://babylonbee.com/news/jameis-winston-diagnosed-with-concussion-after-giving-coherent-response/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-crimes-pete-hegseth-just-declared-worthy-of-death-penalty/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Approves Fort Hood Shooter Being Tied To A Bomb And Dropped On Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-approves-fort-hood-shooter-being-tied-to-a-bomb-and-dropped-on-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestinians-finally-granted-own-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-reasons-to-move-to-indiana/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-blame-cuts-in-usaid-for-slowing-communist-takeover-of-the-west/?utm_source=fediverse

'BOOOOO!' Shouts Tucker Carlson At The TV As He Watches Indiana Jones Defeat The Nazis

https://babylonbee.com/news/booooo-shouts-tucker-carlson-at-the-tv-as-he-watches-indiana-jones-defeat-the-nazis/?utm_source=fediverse

Young, Attractive Blonde Woman Somehow Manages To Land Job At Fox News

https://babylonbee.com/news/young-attractive-blonde-woman-somehow-manages-to-land-job-at-fox-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/prison-officials-unsure-how-to-execute-woman-on-ventilator-that-is-plugged-into-the-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Finally Find Evidence Of Nephilim — Oh, Wait, It’s Just A Yard Skeleton

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-finally-find-evidence-of-nephilim--oh-wait-its-just-a-yard-skeleton/?utm_source=fediverse