The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Heaven Excited To Finally Get Answer To Who Would Win A Fight Between God And Mike Ditka

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-excited-to-finally-get-answer-to-who-would-win-a-fight-between-god-and-mike-ditka/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-best-reasons-to-vote-for-democrats-in-the-midterms/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Hurricanes Illegal

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-making-hurricanes-illegal/?utm_source=fediverse

'Oh No, Don't Nuke L.A., Especially Not Dodgers Stadium, Definitely Not At 5 PM Pacific Time On Wednesday, October 14th,' Begs Nation

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-dont-nuke-la-especially-not-dodgers-stadium-definitely-not-at-5-pm-pacific-time-on-wednesday-october-14th-begs-nation/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentagon Confirms Hasan Execution To Be Hosted By Ryan Seacrest

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-confirms-hasan-execution-to-be-hosted-by-ryan-seacrest/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Politely Informs Officer He Was Not Texting And Driving, He Was Actually Playing 'Mario Tennis' On His Game Boy Advance SP

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-politely-informs-officer-he-was-not-texting-and-driving-he-was-actually-playing-mario-tennis-on-his-game-boy-advance-sp/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-strategists-remove-james-talarico-from-campaign-trail-to-hide-the-fact-that-hes-james-talarico/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Tells Parable Of The Wise Servant Who Invested In Pokémon Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-tells-parable-of-the-wise-servant-who-invested-in-pokmon-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-struggling-to-find-that-perfect-work-terrorism-balance/?utm_source=fediverse

Egypt Saved After Joseph Advises Pharaoh To Stock Up On Emergency Food Buckets From My Patriot Supply

https://babylonbee.com/news/egypt-saved-after-joseph-advises-pharaoh-to-stock-up-on-emergency-food-buckets-from-my-patriot-supply/?utm_source=fediverse

Aaron Rodgers Gives Up Ayahuasca After Getting Sacked By Big Bird

https://babylonbee.com/news/aaron-rodgers-gives-up-ayahuasca-after-getting-sacked-by-big-bird/?utm_source=fediverse

HomeGoods Now Selling Signs That Read 'Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love'

https://babylonbee.com/news/homegoods-now-selling-signs-that-read-live-laugh-strangle-your-kids-if-youre-sad-love/?utm_source=fediverse

Grinning Teppanyaki Chef Clearly Has Something Clever Planned For Onion

https://babylonbee.com/news/grinning-teppanyaki-chef-clearly-has-something-clever-planned-for-onion/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-fear-terrorist-activity-in-minneapolis-could-spread-to-america-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Irony: Man Finally Finds Perfectly Ripe Avocado At The Grocery Store But Is Killed In A Car Crash On The Way Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/irony-man-finally-finds-perfectly-ripe-avocado-at-the-grocery-store-but-is-killed-in-a-car-crash-on-the-way-home/?utm_source=fediverse

French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To

https://babylonbee.com/news/french-frantically-search-rioting-mob-for-someone-to-surrender-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Substack Goes Live, Dozens Rejoice

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-substack-goes-live-dozens-rejoice/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect's Name Rhymes With 'Bohammed'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-boldly-guesses-mall-of-america-terror-plot-suspects-name-rhymes-with-bohammed/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Saddened To Learn Iran May Not Actually Nuke LA

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-saddened-to-learn-iran-may-not-actually-nuke-la/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Reduces Entire Global Workforce To 27 Kiosks And A Guy Named José

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-reduces-entire-global-workforce-to-27-kiosks-and-a-guy-named-jos/?utm_source=fediverse