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New Parents Celebrate Baby Sleeping Through The Night By Waking Up Every 20 Minutes To Check If He's Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-parents-celebrate-baby-sleeping-through-the-night-by-waking-up-every-20-minutes-to-check-if-hes-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-of-france-films-massive-campaign-ad-for-republicans/?utm_source=fediverse

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-pulls-back-even-with-gavin-newsom-in-race-to-destroy-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-frustrated-by-gas-prices-votes-to-start-castrating-kids-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/cute-katie-zacharia-to-dress-up-as-a-lawyer-for-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-criticized-for-choosing-new-press-secretary-jessica-rabbit/?utm_source=fediverse

Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/katie-zachariah-fired-despite-lying-about-qualifications-and-being-awful-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles

https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-unimpressed-with-roadster-as-hes-flipped-dozens-of-vehicles/?utm_source=fediverse

Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center

https://babylonbee.com/news/spooky-for-halloween-this-year-family-decorates-house-to-look-like-data-center/?utm_source=fediverse

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers

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Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism

https://babylonbee.com/news/abdul-el-sayed-issues-fatwa-against-journalists-who-ask-questions-about-his-support-for-terrorism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey Terrorizes Neighborhood In Adjustable-Rate Mortgage Costume

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-terrorizes-neighborhood-in-adjustable-rate-mortgage-costume/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-pentagon-to-cancel-execution-livestream-and-move-it-over-to-pay-per-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Today Your Wife's Birthday? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-today-your-wifes-birthday-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Husbands, Remember To Help Your Wife Out By Filling Out Her Ballot And Mailing It In

https://babylonbee.com/news/husbands-remember-to-help-your-wife-out-by-filling-out-her-ballot-and-mailing-it-in/?utm_source=fediverse

James Talarico Insists The Bible Is Silent On Abortion If You Don't Count All The Stuff Between Genesis And Revelation

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-insists-the-bible-is-silent-on-abortion-if-you-dont-count-all-the-stuff-between-genesis-and-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-demands-abolishment-of-electoral-college-and-also-popular-vote-and-also-anything-else-she-could-lose/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharaoh’s Magicians Unable To Replicate Moses’ Color-Changing Mug

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharaohs-magicians-unable-to-replicate-moses-color-changing-mug/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-to-be-deported-to-dearborn-michigan/?utm_source=fediverse

Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single 'I'd Like To Speak With Your Manager'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kelly-clarkson-releases-new-single-id-like-to-speak-with-your-manager/?utm_source=fediverse