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Johnson & Johnson Introduces New 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/johnson--johnson-introduces-new-3-in-1-shampoo-conditioner-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Gives Clear, Coherent Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-clear-coherent-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Carries Smartphone Everywhere He Goes Worried Government Might Track Him Through Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-government-can-track-you-through-the-vaccine-says-man-who-has-carried-around-smartphone-since-2009/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Cackles As Migrant Child Asks For More Soup

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-cackles-as-migrant-child-asks-for-more-soup/?utm_source=fediverse

Actors Vow To Boycott Georgia And Only Film In The Xinjiang Region Of China

https://babylonbee.com/news/actors-vow-to-boycott-georgia-and-only-film-in-the-xinjiang-region-of-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Day Of Remembrance For St. April O’Fool Reduced To A Day Of Pranks

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-day-of-rememberance-for-st-april-o-fool/?utm_source=fediverse

Study: 30% Of People Who Have Been Vaccinated Still Plan To Live The Rest Of Their Lives Hidden In A Basement Just In Case

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-30-of-people-who-have-been-vaccinated-still-plan-to-live-the-rest-of-their-lives-hidden-in-a-basement-just-in-case/?utm_source=fediverse

In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas/?utm_source=fediverse

Following Massive Success Of The War On Drugs, Democrats Propose Same Approach For Guns

https://babylonbee.com/news/following-massive-success-of-the-war-on-drugs-democrats-propose-same-approach-for-guns/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Proposes Some Kind Of Mark Or Patch To Identify Those Who Aren't Vaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-some-kind-of-mark-or-patch-to-identify-those-who-arent-vaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Jim Acosta Awards Self ‘The Jim Acosta Award For Courageous And Handsome Journalism’

https://babylonbee.com/news/jim-acosta-awards-self-the-jim-acosta-award-for-courageous-and-handsome-journalism/?utm_source=fediverse

Vendors Selling Bricks, Molotovs Outside Derek Chauvin Trial

https://babylonbee.com/news/concession-vendors-selling-bricks-molotovs-outside-derek-chauvin-trial/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Says There Is No Biological Difference Between An Apple And A Banana

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-now-says-there-is-no-discernable-biological-difference-between-an-apple-and-a-banana/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-diego-parents-disguising-kids-as-illegal-immigrants-so-they-can-receive-in-person-teaching/?utm_source=fediverse

'Uh-Oh! Looks Like Someone Has Exceeded His Allowable Mileage For The Day!' Says Pete Buttigieg To SUV Owner On Dashboard Display

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-looks-like-someone-has-exceeded-his-allowable-mileage-for-the-day-says-pete-buttigieg-to-suv-owner-on-dashboard-display/?utm_source=fediverse

QAnon Generously Donating Tin Foil Hats To Make Migrant Sleeping Bags

https://babylonbee.com/news/qanon-generously-donating-tin-foil-hats-to-make-migrant-sleeping-bags/?utm_source=fediverse

Arkansas Passes Controversial Bill To Ban Chopping Off Kids' Legs If They Think They're A Mermaid

https://babylonbee.com/news/arkansas-bans-chopping-off-kids-legs-if-they-think-theyre-a-mermaid/?utm_source=fediverse

Mother Who Gave Life To 3 Beautiful Children Doesn't Wonder Whether She's 'As Good As A Man'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mother-who-gave-life-to-3-beautiful-children-doesnt-wonder-whether-shes-as-good-as-a-man/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Explains: Catholics Vs. Protestants

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-catholics-vs-protestants/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Director Gives Press Conference While Holding 'THE END IS NEAR' Sign

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-director-gives-press-conference-while-holding-the-end-is-near-sign/?utm_source=fediverse