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Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday

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Here's Everything That's Included In The $2 Trillion Infrastructure Proposal

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Biden Appoints Construction Worker Donaldio Trumptinez To Finish Border Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-appoints-construction-worker-donaldio-trumptinez-to-finish-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet

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New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send-a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Lesser-Known VeggieTales Characters

https://babylonbee.com/news/remember-these-guys-10-lesser-known-veggietales-characters/?utm_source=fediverse

Racist Old Man Wants People To Have To Show ID To Exercise Constitutional Right

https://babylonbee.com/news/virulent-racist-biden-wants-people-to-have-to-show-id-to-exercise-constitutional-right/?utm_source=fediverse

Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of Freshly Printed Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-printing-trillions-of-dollars-to-plug-gaps-in-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 9 Claims About The Georgia Election Law

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Constitution Comes Forward To Accuse Biden Of Assault

https://babylonbee.com/news/constitution-comes-forward-to-accuse-joe-biden-of-assault/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Bans High-Capacity Assault Stairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bans-high-capacity-assault-stairs/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Claims Anyone Can Go To A Gun Show And Buy A Nuclear Missile With No Background Check

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-claims-anyone-can-buy-a-nuclear-missile-at-gun-shows-with-no-background-check/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Receives Coveted 'Husband Of The Year' Award After Running A Little Bit Of Water Over Dish He Used

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-demands-participation-trophy-after-rinsing-single-dish/?utm_source=fediverse

Clever Minneapolis Business Owner Disguises Store To Look Like It's Already Been Looted

https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-minneapolis-business-owner-disguises-store/?utm_source=fediverse

Gubernatorial Candidate Caitlyn Jenner To Save California Money By Making Only 77% The Usual Pay

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlyn-jenner-to-be-appointed-governor-of-california-for-78-the-usual-pay/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, MPAA Will Now Just Warn You When A Film Doesn't Have Tons Of Nudity, Swearing, And Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-mpaa-will-now-just-warn-you-when-a-film-doesnt-have-tons-of-nudity-swearing-and-violence/?utm_source=fediverse

As Covid Numbers Dwindle, Desperate Fauci Begins Eating Sack Of Bats

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-covid-numbers-dwindle-desperate-fauci-begins-eating-sack-of-bats/?utm_source=fediverse

Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-announces-that-on-june-15th-they-will-go-back-to-shooting-people-wearing-masks-on-the-assumption-theyre-stagecoach-robbers/?utm_source=fediverse

Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-dyes-hair-gets-spray-tan-in-preparation-for-2024-presidential-run/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Tips For Opening Your Bible And Reading It This Week

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