The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

'Am I Being Detained?' Shouts Libertarian Toddler As He’s Carried Off To Bed

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Report: Biden Infrastructure Plan Now Includes $300 Million To Bail Out Essential Looters

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-infrastructure-plan-now-includes-300-million-to-bail-out-looters/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Easy Ways To END RACISM FOREVER

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-ways-to-end-racism-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Are Super Smart And 100% Reliable, Experts Confirm

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-always-know-what-theyre-talking-about-and-never-make-mistakes-experts-confirm/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-announces-that-vaccine-selfies-can-be-turned-in-to-spring-a-relative-out-of-purgatory/?utm_source=fediverse

In Fun, Innovative Science Project, Middle Schooler Makes A Battery Out Of Brian Stelter

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-innovative-science-project-middle-schooler-makes-a-battery-out-of-brian-stelter/?utm_source=fediverse

For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-maximum-protection-vaccine-now-offered-in-continuous-iv-drip-you-carry-around-for-the-rest-of-your-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-proposes-separate-highway-lanes-for-each-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police, Rushes Over To Loot A Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-samaritan-sees-man-being-oppressed-by-police-and-goes-to-loot-a-target/?utm_source=fediverse

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

https://babylonbee.com/news/it-is-still-not-ok-to-go-outside-says-faucis-head-in-a-jar-in-year-2739/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-relieved-to-go-back-to-covering-the-good-kind-of-riots/?utm_source=fediverse

Kid Abandons Her Toys To Watch Other Kids Play With The Same Toys On YouTube

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-abandon-her-toys-to-watch-other-kids-play-with-the-same-toys-on-youtube/?utm_source=fediverse

Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday

https://babylonbee.com/news/adorably-naive-optimist-thinks-lockdowns-will-end-someday/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's Everything That's Included In The $2 Trillion Infrastructure Proposal

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-everything-thats-included-in-the-2-trillion-infrastructure-proposal/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Appoints Construction Worker Donaldio Trumptinez To Finish Border Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-appoints-construction-worker-donaldio-trumptinez-to-finish-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-braces-for-most-peaceful-protests-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send-a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Lesser-Known VeggieTales Characters

https://babylonbee.com/news/remember-these-guys-10-lesser-known-veggietales-characters/?utm_source=fediverse

Racist Old Man Wants People To Have To Show ID To Exercise Constitutional Right

https://babylonbee.com/news/virulent-racist-biden-wants-people-to-have-to-show-id-to-exercise-constitutional-right/?utm_source=fediverse

Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of Freshly Printed Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-printing-trillions-of-dollars-to-plug-gaps-in-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse