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Man Awarded Doctorate After Watching 2-Hour Documentary

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-awarded-doctorate-after-watching-2-hour-documentary/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-creates-online-looting-app-to-allow-the-timid-to-loot-from-home/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways The World Would Be Better Without Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-the-world-would-be-better-without-police/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Forms Commission To Examine Whether Or Not We Should Dismantle Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-forms-commission-to-examine-whether-or-not-we-should-dismantle-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccine-recalled-after-two-people-who-took-it-fell-down-a-manhole-and-died/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Bringing U.S. Troops Home So They Can Guard The Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bringing-us-troops-home-so-they-can-guard-the-capitol/?utm_source=fediverse

Having Achieved Peace In The Middle East, U.S. To Withdraw Troops

https://babylonbee.com/news/having-achieved-peace-in-the-middle-east-us-to-withdraw-troops/?utm_source=fediverse

In Effort To Boost Ratings, CNN Showing Reruns Of The Russia Investigation

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-effort-to-boost-ratings-cnn-showing-reruns-of-the-russia-investigation/?utm_source=fediverse

Minneapolis City Council To Offer Looting Passports

https://babylonbee.com/news/minneapolis-city-council-to-offer-looting-passports/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats: ‘Voting Needs To Be So Easy That Even The Most Uninformed Idiot Can Do It’

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-voting-needs-to-be-so-easy-that-even-the-most-uninformed-moron-can-do-it/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: The Top 10 Wokest Bible Characters

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Here Are The Biden Administration's 10 Great Ideas To Get Dumb Conservative Rednecks To Take The Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-ideas-from-jen-psaki-on-how-to-get-dumb-hick-conservatives-to-take-the-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

'Am I Being Detained?' Shouts Libertarian Toddler As He’s Carried Off To Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/am-i-being-detained-shouts-libertarian-toddler-as-hes-carried-off-to-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Biden Infrastructure Plan Now Includes $300 Million To Bail Out Essential Looters

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-infrastructure-plan-now-includes-300-million-to-bail-out-looters/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Easy Ways To END RACISM FOREVER

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-ways-to-end-racism-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Are Super Smart And 100% Reliable, Experts Confirm

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-always-know-what-theyre-talking-about-and-never-make-mistakes-experts-confirm/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-announces-that-vaccine-selfies-can-be-turned-in-to-spring-a-relative-out-of-purgatory/?utm_source=fediverse

In Fun, Innovative Science Project, Middle Schooler Makes A Battery Out Of Brian Stelter

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-innovative-science-project-middle-schooler-makes-a-battery-out-of-brian-stelter/?utm_source=fediverse

For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-maximum-protection-vaccine-now-offered-in-continuous-iv-drip-you-carry-around-for-the-rest-of-your-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-proposes-separate-highway-lanes-for-each-race/?utm_source=fediverse